Harold Wilson - Huddersfield
Ted Heath - Burnley
John Major - Chelsea
Michael Foot - Plymouth (and was registered in their squad as number 90 on his birthday)
Tony Blair - Newcastle
John Prescott - Hull
David Cameron - Aston Villa or West Ham *edit* Beaten to it
Jeremy Corbyn, John Bercoa and Keir Starmer all Arsenal
Gordon Brown Raith Rovers
David Lammy - Spurs
Newcastle MP, Chi Onwurah - Newcastle (natch)
and on the other side
Jeremy Hunt - Chelsea
Ken Clarke - Notts Co and Forest