A thread full of BORING things

[The Large One]

 

[ali jenkins]

GORING GULL

 

[Frutos]

Darts

 

[Trigger]

Sporting Colours Plugs...

 

[ali jenkins]

Super fan this, Uberfan that

West ham tickets

 

[The Large One]

Sporting Colours Plugs...

You haven't even been in the shop yet. And I got a shirt in specifically for you. But did you come in and buy it at a generous discounted rate? Oh no. Not you. Not for a minute, squire. You just flick the shop aside lieka pea off a plate.

Oh yes, boring things... people still moaning about Mark McGhee.

 

[Buzzer]

Sporting Colours Plugs...

Sporting colours (94a Gloucester Road for all your Sussex oriented clothing) now does butt plugs?

Talk about catering for your local market. Do they come in blue and white stripes?

Does an uberfan come in blue and white stripes?

 

[The Large One]

Sporting colours (94a Gloucester Road for all your Sussex oriented clothing) now does butt plugs?

Talk about catering for your local market. Do they come in blue and white stripes?

They go in as blue and white stripes, and come out as... well remember Coventry City's away kit from the late 1970s..?

Does an uberfan come in blue and white stripes?

No, OVER the stripes.

 

[NMH]

kestrel, junior, dwayne, Adriodinho

 

[Trigger]

You haven't even been in the shop yet. And I got a shirt in specifically for you.

I've only been in Brighton town ONCE since you've opened the shop, give me a chance, jeez.



P.S. Don't you sell my bloody t-shirt!!!

 

[Buzzer]

They go in as blue and white stripes, and come out as... well remember Coventry City's away kit from the late 1970s..?

Take a bow, son!

(and you have a sicker mind than me. You're a wrong 'un)

 

[The Large One]

I've only been in Brighton town ONCE since you've opened the shop, give me a chance, jeez.



P.S. Don't you sell my bloody t-shirt!!!

Too late. You don't even know which club it was.

 

[Trigger]

Too late. You don't even know which club it was.

Go on, tell me, depress me, make me cry...

 

[The Large One]

Go on, tell me, depress me, make me cry...

Deportivo La Coruña. Blue & white stripes, handsome it is. Dave the Gaffer thought it was the same Brighton shirt he was wearing yesterday until I showed him the gold and blue badge. I liked it so much, I had it for myself.

Well, I got fed up of waiting for you to come in...

 

[Trigger]

Deportivo La Coruña. Blue & white stripes, handsome it is. Dave the Gaffer thought it was the same Brighton shirt he was wearing yesterday until I showed him the gold and blue badge. I liked it so much, I had it for myself.

Well, I got fed up of waiting for you to come in...

Was it this one?...

That was the last one I purchased, I'm after the current pink away shirt!

 

[rospants]

Was it this one?...

That was the last one I purchased, I'm after the current pink away shirt!

pink again

 

[The Large One]

Was it this one?...

That was the last one I purchased, I'm after the current pink away shirt!

This one...

 

[Tooting Gull]

So...the first picture on this thread is a millionaire tortured genius who is by his own admission is a complete nutter, subject to bouts of depression, with a history of drug and alcohol abuse, saw his mother dragged from the doorstep and banged up for tax evasion, has a father still inside for a brutal murder, owns a sex toys and lingerie shop, been banned/fined for assaulting an official, and failing dope tests, etc etc etc

Boring? Nah.

Picture of Cliff Thorburn next time?

 

[The Large One]

So...the first picture on this thread is a millionaire tortured genius who is by his own admission is a complete nutter, subject to bouts of depression, with a history of drug and alcohol abuse, saw his mother dragged from the doorstep and banged up for tax evasion, has a father still inside for a brutal murder, owns a sex toys and lingerie shop, been banned/fined for assaulting an official, and failing dope tests, etc etc etc

Boring? Nah.

Picture of Cliff Thorburn next time?

Well, his day job's boring.

 

[Trigger]

pink again

Well it is rather sexy...

Alan, that old shirt is delightful...