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A thread full of April Fools
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dougdeep
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Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Nice BMW ad that says you can speak to the windscreen and it will automatically pass on your words of wisdom as an instant message to other drivers. Lots of added minor jokes in the text. (developed by Dr Hans Frei etc)
Telegraph has an article on us using Paris to hold the opening ceremony of the olympics to save cash, plus farming out the minority sports to them.
Telegraph has an article on us using Paris to hold the opening ceremony of the olympics to save cash, plus farming out the minority sports to them.
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
dougdeep said:
#8: The Left-Handed Whopper
In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
only in ammerica
seven stands
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Horsham Gull
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surrey jim
Not in Surrey
Withnail said:
i want one
Withdean Wanderer
Banned
I was spectacularly done this morning after being told on the radio that due to the poor sales of Robbie Williams recent album, the agent of Gary Barlow had flown to America and agreed a deal with Robbies agent that would see Williams back with Take That for their next tour.
bhafc
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in the news of the world, square dartsboard being used for the
next world championship
next world championship
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Someone told Me that the government are gonna send old ladies to the slammer for not being able to pay their council tax at the same time as letting paedophiles off Scott free!
never fell for that one.
Also that local councils are going to be able to charge you more for having the brass neck to improve your house..
Yeah..right.
AAAAAnd that the passport office is dishing out passports to convicted terrorists like sweeties.
pull t'other one.
Best of all though,free prescriptions if you are Welsh,
my arse.
VOTE LABOUR
never fell for that one.
Also that local councils are going to be able to charge you more for having the brass neck to improve your house..
Yeah..right.
AAAAAnd that the passport office is dishing out passports to convicted terrorists like sweeties.
pull t'other one.
Best of all though,free prescriptions if you are Welsh,
my arse.
VOTE LABOUR
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
I texted my friend saying I was pregnant!!!
She believed me!!
She believed me!!
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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Withnail said:
well I think that's a good idea
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,879
Drove from Brighton to Eastbourne yesterday after my sister left me a very convincing phone message saying that Eastbourne pier had burnt down, it was only as I hit Eastbourne seafront that it dawned and I turned the car round without even bothering to check out the pier. Doh!
Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms
King of Sussex
coventrygull
the right one
Was asked to help out with a patient and one of the nurses lept out of the bed with a horrific mask. Nearly died of a heart attack
Billy in Bristol
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Sunday Telegraph: Shipping Olympic Events to Paris...The Observer: Tony Blair off to appear with Kevin Spacey in a play so impressed he was by Comic Relief!