A thread full of Alan Partridge

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Kiss my face.

 

[oatsy]

"Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance."

Oh and "needles to say... I took drugs."

 

[alan partridge]

Rock on Tommy!

 

[Safeway]

"SHIT! Did you see that?!"

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

"Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance."

Sheer genius.

"SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!"

 

[Safeway]

"He must have a foot like a traction engine."

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[Jambo Seagull]

"Look at his shorts!"

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

"JUST IGNORE HIM!!!"

 

[alan partridge]

sod it i can't resist

'Nice array of pasties'

 

[Sonic]

'Can you make pornography come on my tele please'?

 

[Simster]

Oh what the hell, rock and roll LETS ALL HAVE A PEAR!

 

[Sussex on Leith]

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

 

[alan partridge]

yes yes its in the schedule

visit to your mother's grave and then dr no

the underground base of an evil genius

and then dr no


*looks at sonia's uncomprehending face then back at lynn and makes 'straight over her head' face*

 

[On the Left Wing]

yes but this is much more disturbing ...

 

[Gary Nelson]

Dan..Dan..Dan..DAN.Dan.......Dan...no, he cant here me...Dan..Dan...Dan...DAN

 

[The Large One]

'Thriker...!'

'And the proof of the pudding is in the eating... and it's there, and the goalkeeper has got football pie all down his shirt...'

'Peter Elliott running for Great Britain. No relation, of course, to Denholm. AND HE'S GONE DOWN. He's fallen, he's gone down. Come on Peter, get up, they're getting away. Come on... no, he can't be bothered.'

 

[Bono]

"Yes....it's an extender."

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Knowing me - Alan Partridge, sacking you - Glenn Ponder"

 

[Beeneys gloves]

I'll just leave my avatar in here

shut up, headslapping, shut up, headslapping

Anyone fancy a can of Spunt?