A song for Glenn Murray

[Sir Sarcy]

This came to me yesterday and i have been singing it ever since.

I feel our best hope of survival needs to be serenaded to show our appreciation of him.

It is to Lady Gagas Poker face which is a shit song but it works. The point of relevance comes in at 1:05 seconds

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*

Criticise accordingly.......

Cant read my, Cant read my
Strikes the ball scores a goal

No he cant read my po-ker face
Yes hes the sup-er Glen Mur-ray

Shes got to love nobody
Now ever-y-body sing

P- p- p- po-ker face, p- p- po-ker face
Glen Glen Glen Glen Mur-ray, Glen Glen Glen Mur-ray

P- p- p- po-ker face, p- p- po-ker face
Glen Glen Glen Glen Mur-ray, Glen Glen Glen Mur-ray

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You'll have been disappointed with that effort

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I think the majority of H Block would need resuscitating after 1 chorus of that.

 

[Billy the Fish]

He-Man's from Eternia
Glen needs a double hernia

He-Man's from Eternia
Glen needs a double hernia

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I think the majority of H Block would need resuscitating after 1 chorus of that.

Dont think it would catch on anyway.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Glenn Murray, woahhhh!
Glenn Murray, woahhhh!
He's been here for so long,
He hasn't got a song

Glenn Murray, woahhhh!
Glenn Murray, woahhhh!
etc etc.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

How about, "League 1s Berbatov, League 1s Berbatov, League 1s Berbatov, League 1st Berbatov"... repeat until bored! Though, noone would neccessarily know it was being sung about Murray.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

My effort (feel free to edit to make it better if needed)
-to the tune of Dance dance, wherever you may be, i am the lord of the dance said he

Quake quake
whoever you may be
cos we have got super Glen Murray
and he'll score the goals
just you wait and see
and lead us on to victory

he'll score from distance or the penalty spot
he scores with every type of shot
he plays for Brighton and Hove albion fc
its our super Glen Murray

Quake quake
whoever you may be
cos we have got super Glen Murray
and he'll score the goals
just you wait and see
and lead us on to victory

 

[Sweeney Todd]

"You're unfit, and you know you are."

OR

"You're unfit, and you always are."

 

[Taybha]

Murray wince murray wince too good to hurry (pity ince wasnt the manager then it would have slotted in superbly).

 

[Simon Morgan]

He has got a song hasnt he? Goes like this : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[HG201]

He has got a song hasnt he? Goes like this : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[O Lads]

''Super super Glenn, super Glenny Murray''. I've heard this sung several times.

 

[O Lads]

He has got a song hasnt he? Goes like this : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's the player who deserves this least. Besides, I thought this was the club anthem?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Offside and you know you were.

 

[k2bluesky]

He is so tall his feet stick out the bed, the bed,
I want to play for a bigger club he said, he said,
We brought the lad from the northern rain,
To save us from relegation pain,
Glenn Murray is Brighton's No 9
(I know It's fozzie, so may have to change numbers! Apologies to Torres!!)

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I tried singing the original suggestion last night & a mate asked me whether I had a sore throat - as it sounded like I was gargling, apparently..

 

[Billy the Fish]

I've got a good one

Murray-do-do-do chase a cockney up a tree

 

[Acker79]

I think Katy Perry's Hot and Cold would be more appropriate for him.