[Music] A second helping of Vindaloo

[Is it PotG?]

Should have left it alone, hardly any change.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And was shit in the first place.

You can't polish a turd, as the company employed to do the cladding on Selhurst Park once advised.

 

[Worthing exile]

And that Mockney Danny Dyer has to get his beak in.

Yes I know he is a Londoner but if you see him in his early TV e.g. Soldier Soldier he speaks normal. He has super exaggerated it for Eastenders and The Wall

 

[Bry Nylon]

Yep - very dated and as above - shit in the first place. (Notwithstanding the fact that these days, 'Fat Les' sounds more like a tweet by an England cricketer than a pop band).

 

[MJsGhost]

Danny Dyer, Paddy McGuinness, Bez, Leigh Francis and the bloke from Hollyoaks...

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Danny Dyer, Paddy McGuinness, Bez, Leigh Francis and the bloke from Hollyoaks...

What could possibly go wrong?

Lads lads lads eh? Bet there was some right BANTZ going on when they put that together.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hopefully free of that serial wanker Keith Allen

 

[Eeyore]

Had to turn it off. Did my head in.

 

[BBassic]

I bought the CD single of Vindaloo.

In my defence, I was 13 years old.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just need Stan Boardman to record a hilarious new version of The Geeeeeeeeeeermans Bombed Our Chippy for the ultimate bantz.

(I say that without actually knowing if he's still alive, by the way).

 

[Yoda]

Jesus, it's even worse than the original

 

[MJsGhost]

Hopefully free of that cereal wanker Keith Allen

Weren't cornflakes first invented as a 'cure' for masturbators?

(or is it an urban myth?)

 

[KeegansHairPiece]

Yep - very dated and as above - shit in the first place. (Notwithstanding the fact that these days, 'Fat Les' sounds more like a tweet by an England cricketer than a pop band).

Bravo.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Not for me, Clive.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Weren't cornflakes first invented as a 'cure' for masturbators?

(or is it an urban myth?)

I thought that was Rice Krispies......Snap Crackle & Pop

 

[MJsGhost]

Lads lads lads eh? Bet there was some right BANTZ going on when they put that together.

Top, top, TOP! BANTZ

That'll ding dang do for me!
Shamone!
Shut it, you SLAAAAG

Etc etc bantzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I'm not having the original being rubbish. Cheddar Cheese, Curry, Cups of tea and a Verve parody all in one place especially in the context of the crappy old Spice girls song that was the official song of the 98 World Cup.

This though. It's shite.

 

[AmexRuislip]

And was shit in the first place.

You can't polish a turd, as the company employed to do the cladding on Selhurst Park once advised.

And that Mockney Danny Dyer has to get his beak in.

Yes I know he is a Londoner but if you see him in his early TV e.g. Soldier Soldier he speaks normal. He has super exaggerated it for Eastenders and The Wall

Yep - very dated and as above - shit in the first place. (Notwithstanding the fact that these days, 'Fat Les' sounds more like a tweet by an England cricketer than a pop band).

What a load of bollox.
As Danny Diorhea is involved, it should be renamed Phoneticaloo

 

[Stato]

The best Vindaloo record:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8BiDxHoDQ

 

[Pavilionaire]

I bought the CD single of Vindaloo.

In my defence, I was 13 years old.

Pandering to an Indian stereotype? Zero tolerance here, you're forthwith banned from the England cricket team.