[Albion] A question for all the son’s out there

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I’m certainly not one to put a dampener on any songs or anything but seriously, did your old man HONESTLY say be a Palace fan?

I fúcking doubt it

 

[Skaville]

He did! I said f*** off bollocks you’re a ****

 

[Eeyore]

And what actually happened on Boxing Day to cause an eternal war ? And how can you fight if they have already ran away ?

Is your father's gun licensed ?

If you hate Palace and you hate Palace, Don't two minus his equal a plus ?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Is your father's gun licensed ?

If I shot the Palace scum (let’s say the couple of hundred or so that like to get involved in trouble) do you think if it was licensed it would get me a more lenient sentence? (Asking for a friend)

 

[dazzer6666]

If I shot the Palace scum (let’s say the couple of hundred or so that like to get involved in trouble) do you think if it was licensed it would get me a more lenient sentence? (Asking for a friend)

It’s your father’s gun. Wipe it off to remove all the fingerprints and say your mum told you to do it. Sorted.

 

[Motogull]

Yeah, but what shall we do with the palace supporter?

 

[Eeyore]

If I shot the Palace scum (let’s say the couple of hundred or so that like to get involved in trouble) do you think if it was licensed it would get me a more lenient sentence? (Asking for a friend)

It's complicated. After all, you were acting on your mother's instruction. Your father, if the gun was licensed and held in the appropriate place, could well end up an innocent party in all this.

 

[Han Solo]

Not all are like that.

I have a friend who is a son and he says Crystal Palace are shitehouse.

 

[essbee1]

The son's what?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

If you hate Palace and you hate Palace, Don't two minus his equal a plus ?

Do yer fuckin sums mate

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

The son's what?

Oh, glory be and save us, Mike, do we have to mince our words? Anyway, I can sell my body for a few good times if I want. What the hell? Who cares? I'm gorgeous! I am sex! Women want me and they're prepared
to pay! So don't give me your phony morality! It's dog-eat-cat in this world, and you won't find me in a tin of Pedigree Chum

 

[AmexRuislip]

The son's what?

Surely your universal translator is on the blink.
I think it meant to say son of a *****

 

[Telboy]

P.A.L.A.C.E

 

[METALMICKY]

P.A.L.A.C.E

It may have just been a rash!