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A personal plea to Craig Mackail-Smith



Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth
 






Bridcutt

Well-known member
Aug 10, 2011
2,747
Who doubts him? I only ever see people doubt Barnes.
Never the less, happy birthday for sat !!
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I am sure he will read this and not let me down.
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing


banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,430
Deep south
Happy birthday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one to............................................. sorry national limerick day.
 


Telford Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2011
1,000
Telford
Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth

No way, its my 18th this saturday!
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
And Sean Connery's 82nd.
 




glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth

I have not read all 34,152 of your posts but this is your best so far that I have read

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I have not read all 34,152 of your posts but this is your best so far that I have read

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY

That's not saying much.
 


LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
48,443
SHOREHAM BY SEA
Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth

What's odds he will get a hatrick
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing


throbinson

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2009
1,322
Shropshire
Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth

Plus im coming down from Shrewsbury for the game so a goal would make my day
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I can only get 5/1 best at the moment.
 


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