A new species of poo!

[Munkfish]

I just got up and went to go to the toilet after a long wait from my little brother and found a most intresting find

It was a tiny poo no bigger then 1 inch by 1 and a half inchs bout the size of les's penis( or a grape ) just floating around! as i didnt really want to go for a piss and looking and my little brothers turd i tried to flush it! but it would not flush away! after 3 flushs i gave up and went about my business before giving it one last flush but it still wouldnt disapeare!

I belive this is due to the fact its just air coved in a thin layer of poo which makes it to light to flush! like a malteaser! Has anyone else come across this strange species of poo

 

[mattieoo]

haha cant say i have

 

[Bry Nylon]

....no bigger then 1 inch by 1 and a half inchs bout the size of les's penis( or a grape )

 

[wadhurstseagull]

Is it possible that it wasn't a poo at all but an alien implant that had slipped from your anus due to the Earths climate not suiting the alien glue they had used to fix it within your back passage? Does it bleep or flash - could be transmitting messages back to the mother ship......suggest you wrap in baco foil just in case.