A moan about girls/women

[RM-Taylor]

We haven't had one of these for a while or I havent seen for a few months so thought we'd get one underway.



Jesus is it wrong to tell a girl that she's looking a bit grumpy and mardy this evening? I just did this, and now she's not saying another word after the sentence, "oh thanks thats exactly what I didn't wanna hear".

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Learn to enjoy the peace!

 

[8ace]

Sounds like an opportune moment to try and gain your brown wings

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Jesus is it wrong to tell a girl that she's looking a bit grumpy and mardy this evening?

Yes it is. End of thread.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

You found a way to stop a women talking completely?! Lucky bastard!

 

[brighton_girl87]

Yes it is. End of thread.

 

[wahoo]

a while ago after performing (or attempting to perform) cunnilingus , my wife asked me how it was (flavour , taste etc) when i replied that it was like dining from the bottom of an ospreys nest she was not amused!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Did a soap start at eight by any chance? Bet it was all trap when it finished

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I just did this, and now she's not saying another word after the sentence, "oh thanks thats exactly what I didn't wanna hear".

Teach me how to shut them up!


Also, the other night I was in a club and a girl came up too me, we started dancing, talking etc. She then goes "my boyfriends over there". I reply "whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!". Basically she just wanted too see a fight and her boyfriend get in a fight. Ridiculous.
Rant over.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Mardy? Perhaps she thought you were telling her she was a **** in French.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Don't do what I did and mention too much talking as an issue.

This apparently was an insult to the core of her being.

 

[RM-Taylor]

You found a way to stop a women talking completely?! Lucky bastard!

Did a soap start at eight by any chance? Bet it was all trap when it finished

Teach me how to shut them up!


Also, the other night I was in a club and a girl came up too me, we started dancing, talking etc. She then goes "my boyfriends over there". I reply "whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!". Basically she just wanted too see a fight and her boyfriend get in a fight. Ridiculous.
Rant over.

Well I always seem to say the wrong things so just tell them they look mardy/grumpy etc and then you'll get the cold shoulder for a while like me.

Had that happen a few times, although my mate though she was trying to lead him into a false position, that is until he got a few punches to the face

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I read a while ago that women use 7000 words a day, and men use 2000 words a day...

Meaning they talk 3.5 times as much as men!!

It's amazing they can fit the stoney silences in

 

[Chicken Runner61]

What happens if you ask her for a loan RM?

 

[RM-Taylor]

What happens if you ask her for a loan RM?

Her parents are proper well off

 

[RM-Taylor]

Turns out that one of her close friends got knocked down by a speeding car, ooopps

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Turns out that one of her close friends got knocked down by a speeding car, ooopps

Were you driving or something? hows it your fault otherwise?

 

[RM-Taylor]

Were you driving or something? hows it your fault otherwise?

No I wasn't but I'm guessing me saying that "oh you look grumpy" certainly isn't going to improve her mood (not that I knew it at the time, but still thats how lasses work)

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

You're learning.

I heard of a guy who got years of grief for something he had apparently done in one of his birds dreams!

 

[brighton_girl87]

It might be a good idea, next time, to ask her what is wrong first before you say she looks grumpy.