A mildly amusing players name...

[Spiros]

The bloke who plays for PSV - Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink - has always amused me. He must need a wide shirt to get that name on it.

 

[nutter]

Don't forget Michael Ballack

 

[The Large One]

There was some bloke played in Scotland recently called Scheidt. Don't QPR have a player called Doodoo. Went well with Shittu.

 

[beorhthelm]

Wasnt there a german defender named Kuntz?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Someone in CM03/04 is called St Ledger.

 

[Kenhead]

I find danny invinsabile of swindon is quite amuseing

 

[jamie-oh]

most definitely jan vennegoor of hesselink. also like bart goor for some reason, cos i love pronouncing things in dutch! sounds so i dunno, dirty. . . . 'chhhhoooor'

 

[perth seagull]

Not football, but there is an Italian basketball player called Fuker (pronounced Fuch-ka) who competed in the Sydney Olympics. I was most amused whenever I saw his name on the back of his shirt.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Nwanku Kanu always makes Chappers chuckle

He's big, he's black
He's had a heart attack
Kanu...Kanu....

 

[Beach Hut]

Best one was fantasy world cup when there was a competition to join two players names together and they came up with:

Baghari Arce !

 

[Kenhead]

I remeber that Beach hut, was baddiell and skinner, can't remember any of the names they come up with though

 

[Beach Hut]

Filthy - I don't think there were many others but that was quality.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

most definitely jan vennegoor of hesselink. also like bart goor for some reason, cos i love pronouncing things in dutch! sounds so i dunno, dirty. . . . 'chhhhoooor'

you forgot the prince at the start of his name

 

[Kenhead]

Yeah they only done a few beach hut about 5, done about one a week i think, but they were great!

 

[graz126]

junior agogo makes me titter a little.

 

[Grizz]

Bernt Haas always made me laugh when hearing it on the radio.

 

[John Dorian]

scott mcgleish

IS A WANKER

 

[OFAHrulz]

More of an unfortunate middle name than a funny name.
Mark 'EVERTON' Walters, as far as i know he never played for Everton, please feel free to correct me if i'm wrong

 

[Trigger]

More of an unfortunate middle name than a funny name.
Mark 'EVERTON' Walters, as far as i know he never played for Everton, please feel free to correct me if i'm wrong

He played for Liverpool ur a genius baby

 

[nutter]

Piere Van Hoojdonk