A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle...

[Robot Chicken]

I'm sure this is Fixtures but I searched and couldn't find the story...

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

With a helpful photo of a bike...

Let the puns begin!

 

[Frutos]

'Tis fixtures indeed:

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=113579&highlight=bicycle

I think that topic covered a fair amount of puns, including those based around the word "ride".

 

[liverpool_one]

i been out with a few girls that were rumoured to be bikes but that takes the piss

 

[Kenhead]

I'm sure this is Fixtures but I searched and couldn't find the story...

Let the puns begin!

You SPOKE to soon?

 

[ali jenkins]

I bet he was TYREd after that!

Im sure he gave it a good PUMPing first though!


These are WHEELy poor puns!