[Humour] A little health advice leading up to Christmas

[A mex eyecan]

Heard a Dr. on TV say that to have inner peace we should always finish the things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner pishs. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.

 

[happypig]

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[essbee1]

Joke brought to you by Antiques Roadshow

A very environmentally friendly joke: plenty of recycling.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Joke brought to you by Antiques Roadshow

it’s good you can remember that far back then