A Fabulous Hello

[Beach Hut]

Hi Everyone, just back from two weeks in Turkey (no more silly jokes please).

Followed the Oldham game on Sky Soccer Saturday, great result and let's hope no false dawn.

Anything else exciting happened whilst I was away ?

 

[Artois]

Welcome back BH

 

[Safeway]

Two weeks in Turkey, eh? Thought he was a bit quiet on Saturday. Eh? EH?




Sorry.

 

[Artois]

Safeway, safeway, safeway.


Beach Hut quite clearly said, and I quote:

"(no more silly jokes please)"



You couldn't help yourself, could you

 

[Safeway]

Just call me Dwayne.

 

[Artois]

Hi Everyone, just back from two weeks in Turkey

I have just realised that could be mistaken as a double entendre.


Tee hee

 

[JEM]

Did you enjoy any beach huts in Turkey?

 

[Turkey]

 

[Beach Hut]

Two weeks on the beach without the hut was just as nice

 

[JEM]

What?

It was a serious question. I've never been to Turkey. People might live in them. It could have been a Dave Gorman-esque project. Visiting beach huts. I don't know.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

What?

It was a serious question. I've never been to Turkey. People might live in them. It could have been a Dave Gorman-esque project. Visiting beach huts. I don't know.

You don't want to go there either!

I've been twice - in 1987 it was good - unspoilt.

By 1995 it was ruined & spoilt.

The Turks were swarming round my girlie like flies round a turd.

 

[Beach Hut]

Disagree with you there.

Great place to go but you get a lot of hasle and just need to ignore it and do what you want to do.

Also must be one of the cheapest short haul holiday destinations since the Euro started.

 

[Blackadder]

Turkey is one of the few European countries (well part of it is in Europe)I haven't been to.

Did you get the trots?

I know a few people who have been to Turkey, who have suffered with upset stomachs! Something that was guaranteed in most med resorts 20 odd years ago!

 

[Beach Hut]

Yes once but as I drank a minimum of 8 bottles of Effes lager a night I am sure it was self inflicted !

 

[Blackadder]

I'll have to try Turkey one year. It's very cheap you say?

I must admit that since the Euro has been introduced in Spain and Greece, I have found that prices have gone through the roof!

 

[Beach Hut]

Full English Breakfasts (if you want them) £1.

Decent meal out with wife and two kids around £20.

No copyright laws Jackass, x-men 2, T-3 and Daredevil DVDs £20.

Game boy colour games £5, game boy advance games £8,

CDs 8 for £10.

Cheap as chips but they are trying to join the EU so all this might change.

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

so what do you do when you go on holiday then live in a normal abode like most people? do they have Beach huts in Turkey?