A Cast Iron Way To Beat The Credit Crunch

[Uncle Spielberg]

I know people are suffering this year and money is tight. We are having to make savings and economise and are cutting out luxuries. Asda are doing incredible deals, even Marks & Spencer are cutting their costs.

Car sales are down 30%, infact every business is in trouble. Its going to rain all afternoon at the Withdean but I have a cunning plan to beat the credit crunch and to beat the Blues.

3.50 PM - Fifteen Love 16/1

Get on and get on LARGE. You will not regret it.

" you have not been charged for this information "
" US - Winning is a way of life "

 

[Beach Hut]

OK where is this soon to be bostick running then ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

3.50 PM - Newmarket

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The big race, The Cambridgeshire.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

350 Newmarket although i have already tipped up Indian Days GG is being a lazy punter and doing what Channel 4 racing tell him.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I haven't even got channel 4 racing on.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I haven't even got channel 4 racing on.

course you haven't it finished 10 mins ago.............match bet

 

[Beach Hut]

OK should I put a £5 on it or £2.50 E/W ?

What would I win (bearing in mind useless on at betting)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

For your information Tim my itinary this morning is

7.30 am - woke up
7.35 am - had a piss
8.05 am - got up
8.10 am - had a coffee
8.15 am - put on bbc breakfast news
8.45 am - had a 2nd coffee
9.00 am - had a dump

Not that its anything to do with you

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

OK should I put a £5 on it or £2.50 E/W ?

What would I win (bearing in mind useless on at betting)

£ 5 e/w = £ 10 stakes at 16/1

Win = £ 110 returns
2nd , 3rd or 4th = £ 25 returns

 

[Beach Hut]

£ 5 e/w = £ 10 stakes at 16/1

Win = £ 110 returns
2nd , 3rd or 4th = £ 25 returns

Sold, I am going to risk a £5 then

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

£ 5 will be half the returns above

 

[NMH]

Maybe you SHOULD charge for this information US, because you ain't going to make any dosh off the nags with your betting acumen.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Your loss

 

[NMH]

Your loss

That's alright, I'll take the "£oss" on the chin, and put my money well away from where your mouth is!

My addiction is great music :guitar: , and whenever I 'go large' on that - I get to keep it, play it over and over, and it's often worth more than I paid for it.

Investing in the bookies next house in his growing portfolio , doesn't have quite the same charm and allure.

Take a tip from NMH, kids; choose an addiction or hobby where you get to keep what you buy, that doesn't clean you out or have you struggling to afford to live. Things that might hold their market value or still could be sale-able in parts of the World suffering least from financial problems.

 

[NMH]

I know people are suffering this year and money is tight. We are having to make savings and economise and are cutting out luxuries. Asda are doing incredible deals, even Marks & Spencer are cutting their costs.

Car sales are down 30%, infact every business is in trouble. Its going to rain all afternoon at the Withdean but I have a cunning plan to beat the credit crunch and to beat the Blues.

You can't beat the Blues

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[Bozza]

7.30 am - woke up
7.35 am - had a piss
8.05 am - got up

Have you ever considered not pissing in your bed?

Should help cut down on the laundry - which should also help you in these cash-strapped times.

 

[NMH]

If you won't believe this one, listen to these masters;

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[Deleted User X18H]

For your information Tim my itinary this morning is

7.30 am - woke up
7.35 am - had a piss
8.05 am - got up
8.10 am - had a coffee
8.15 am - put on bbc breakfast news
8.45 am - had a 2nd coffee
9.00 am - had a dump

Not that its anything to do with you

you missed out 'wank'

 

[Beach Hut]

Back to the tip, should I take the fixed odds of 16/1 or just bet and see if it drifts.

By the way US I might put my mortgage on this so I hope you are right........