4 word movie reviews - possibly *NSFW*

[desprateseagull]

Seen on twitter..

Titanic - nice tits, ship sinks.

 

[Mowgli37]

Raging Bull - Punches men, get's fat

 

[Perkino]

Matrix - Neo is the One

 

[dougdeep]

Marley and Me. Cute dog dies. Sob.

 

[red star portslade]

Deep throat - Suck it and see.

 

[yxee]

The hangover - four men get drunk
The hangover 2 - four men get drunk

 

[Pogue Mahone]

There will be Blood - Nothing happens at all.

 

[pasty]

The Great Gatsby - no it is not

 

[dougdeep]

Close Encounters. Spaceship plays with horn.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Gregory's Girl - Claire Grogan's in it.

 

[Mowgli37]

Saving Private Ryan - Private Ryan is saved

 

[El Presidente]

Debbie Does Dallas - Flange, Arse, Face, Tits

 

[El Presidente]

Insidious: Quiet, quiet, quiet, loud.

 

[desprateseagull]

Close Encounters. Spaceship plays with horn.

booooop beeeeep booooop buuuurrrrrp boooooop

 

[BN9 BHA]

Jaws- Big shark eats people.
Jaws 2- ditto.
And so on.

 

[BN9 BHA]

ET- Ugly ******* gets lost.

 

[StonehamPark]

Fellowship of the Ring: Short men walk lots

The Two Towers: Trees also enjoy walks

Return of the King: Walk to big volcano

The Hobbit: All of the above.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Iron man 2 - have not seen it
Iron man 3 - have not seen it

 

[Goldstone1976]

*Pretty much any Hollywood Blockbuster*

Americans save the world

&/OR

American: "Other countries exist?"

&/OR

Man gets the girl.

 

[pasty]

Rocky - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky2 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky3 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky4 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky5 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky6 - underdog boxer wins fight