[Albion] 2018 Who's the flairest of them all? SWEET 16 Round Group 1

[turienzo's lovechild]

morning

round 2 works like this, instead of having 8 mano a mano face offs, we will get it down to 8 by having 4 groups of 4 with the top 2 progressing in the SWEET 16 round

the groups are made up of a group winner, a 2nd place, a 3rd place and 4th place from Round 1 and look like this:

Group A:
-Inigo Calderon
-Leon Knight
-Peter Smith
-Teddy Maybank

Group B:
-Frank Worthington
-Jara Reyes
-George O'Callaghan
-Jiri Skalak

Group C:
-Jose Izqueirdo
-Ezequiel Schelotto
-Kazenga Lualua
-Mauricio Tarocco

Group D:
-Vicente
-Paddy McCourt
-Bas Savage
-Jonny Dixon

and here is Group A. 48 hours to vote, top 2 progress- THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE

Inigo Calderon
Nationality: Spanish (Basque)
Position: Right Back
Albion Career: 2010-16 (198 apps 18 goals)
Flair Profile: local hero. Great appearance/cheeky smile. Top bloke. Scored with his face
Progress: 1st in Group A(64 votes)


Leon Knight
Nationality: English
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 2003-06 (108 apps 36 goals(
Flair Profile: Ultimate bad boy attitude. Incredible amount of off-field shenanigans. Incredible social media presence (including being a member on NSC). Complete lack of discipline, self awareness or humility. Unfulfilled potential
Progress: 2nd in Group B (25 votes)


Peter Smith
Nationality: English
Position: Defender
Albion Career: 1994-99 (unable to obtain further information)
Flair Profile: Gangly fan favourite. Rampaging runs. Great dreadlocks
Progress: 3rd in Group C (13 votes)


Teddy Maybank
Nationality: English
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 1978-80
Flair Profile: Party animal. Competed on Blind Date AND Weakest Link
Progress: 4th in Group D (6 votes)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the answer for this one is Leon Knight btw

 

[Petee]

Who else goes into detail about their sex life, on Twitter! Leon Knight Knight Knight!

 

[Petee]

Groups C and D are absolutely outrageous! Takes the whole 'group of death' to a new level!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Groups C and D are absolutely outrageous! Takes the whole 'group of death' to a new level!

group D is BEYOND mouth watering

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Erection in the play off final


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[A1X]

FFS how is Calderon getting votes AGAIN?

 

[MattBackHome]

There's no reason to vote for anyone except I'M LEON KNIGHT I'M TALKED ABOUT HERE TOO MUCH TIME TO DEFEND MYSELF

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm already torn on Group D

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

There's no reason to vote for anyone except I'M LEON KNIGHT I'M TALKED ABOUT HERE TOO MUCH TIME TO DEFEND MYSELF

Best nsc thread ever


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[turienzo's lovechild]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Qv_p0ILWc&feature=share

Would any other Brighton player in history even think of making this ?

-no hint of irony or self awareness
-made it himself
-did he even make the goals compilation himself?
-he’s just in his front room by himself
-ITS IN NORTHERN IRELAND


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[turienzo's lovechild]

My main regret with Knight is that he didn’t play against us after he left because:

-you know he would have scored
-there would have been none of this “I’m sorry” gestures, he would have gone MENTAL. The circus surrounding that game would have been phenomenal


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[clarkey]

I really feel someone should tell Leon on twitter about this competition, and try and get him to use his account on here again. Though that might be prejudicing the competition a bit.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I really feel someone should tell Leon on twitter about this competition, and try and get him to use his account on here again. Though that might be prejudicing the competition a bit.

He’s probably already got an eye on it


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[turienzo's lovechild]

Picture the scene. It’s Withdean era post-Knight. We draw his current club, whoever it is, in the Johnstones Paint Trophy. Knight spends the week leading up to the game absolutely slagging everyone off on twitter. Some of the senior pros go public in their desire to “bury the hatchet”. Knight responds by sending their wives pictures of his knob. While his teammates arrive by coach, Knight arrives at Withdean by HELICOPTER. Touching down in full kit plus a fur coat and shades about 5 minutes before kick off. 1st minute, Knight dives but wins a penalty. Obviously he steps up and slots it into the bottom corner. Withdean is now going insane as Knight takes his shirt off and does a full 400m circuit of the running track with his hand held to his ear. The 3,400 strong crowd are now booing his every touch as he continues to torment the hapless Brighton side. Someone crap like Alex Revell bags a late equaliser. However, Knight once more dives and wins a penalty, steps up and in it goes. This time he gets COMPLETELY naked with a full on erection and does a full 800m around the track. Stops, and **********s on the pitch. He gets a straight red and it takes him 45 minutes to leave the pitch and has to be forcibly removed by the police whilst screaming “I OWN YOU I OWN YOU” to the now livid Withdean crowd.

It’s not even that unfeasible is it?


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[turienzo's lovechild]

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/leon-knight-jamie-o-hara-12667510


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[Badger]

Why does the thread title have Group 1 and the description have Group A?
[MENTION=1349]turienzo's lovechild[/MENTION] OUT

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Is anyone going to admit to voting Calderon ?


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[MattBackHome]

Some examples of Leon Knights twitter - from TODAY alone:

[tweet]970942326607630337[/tweet]

[tweet]970947809049546752[/tweet]

[tweet]970980063205380097[/tweet]