[Albion] 2018 who's the flairest of them all? Round 1 Group C

[turienzo's lovechild]

onto Group C....I'll be running groups C and D (almost) simultaneously so that all is done in time to start the second round on Monday (with a day of rest on sunday). Group A is almost finished and Group B is up until tomorrow

onto Group C then, same rules apply, top 4 go through, 48 hours to vote

Jonny Dixon
Nationality: Spanish
Position: Striker/film and television producer and director
Albion Career: 2008-09 (5 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Minor celebrity status. Ultimate "punching above weight" WAG. Fantastic appearance. Great post-football life


Federico Turienzo
Nationality: Argentinian
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 2005-06 (4 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Trendsetting "foreign flop". Great hair. The original "latino stallion"


Peter Smith
Nationality: English
Position: Defender
Albion Career: 1994-99 (unable to obtain further information)
Flair Profile: Gangly fan favourite. Rampaging runs. Great dreadlocks


Abdul Razak
Nationality: Ivorian (5 caps 0 goals)
Position: Midfielder
Albion Career: 2012 (6 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Ludicrously good debut before doing nothing else. Had an attitude too much for GUS POYET to handle. Has faded into obscurity


David Gonzalez
Nationality: Colombian (2 caps)
Position: Goalkeeper
Albion Career: 2012 (4 apps)
Flair Profile: He's a South American goalkeeper, need I say more? Oh- ponytail


Cristian Baz
Nationality: Argentinian
Position: Winger
Albion Career: 2010-11 (7 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Argentinian. Skillful but ill-suited to English football. Great penalty in a penalty shoot out


Jose Izquierdo
Nationality: Colombian (2 caps 1 goal)
Position: Winger
Albion Career: 2017- (23 apps 4 goals)
Flair Profile: Exciting winger. Can drift in and out of games. Good social media presence. Great hair


Gonzalo Jara Reyes
Nationality: Chilean (110 caps 3 goals)
Position: Defender
Albion Career: 2011-12 (14 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Absolute psychopath. Was always getting banned for driving. Once missed a game as he was pulled over on the way WHILST HE WAS BANNED from driving. Stuck a finger up someones bum in the Copa America

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Very much a THINKING MANS group


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[Munkfish]

What a group!

Turienzo, Dixon, Razak, Reyes and my Nomination Smith.

For me Smith hasnt got a chance in this group which is a shame, but another right back should take this by storm.

Capped 110 time for Chile, In the 2015 Copa América quarter-finals match against Uruguay he provoked Uruguayan Edinson Cavani into a second yellow card and expulsion by slapping Cavani and, according to replays, appeared to insert his finger into Cavani's anus. Jara faked a fall to the floor. Outragoues Drink Driving and being caught driving to a game whilst banned. has there been a more internationally capped player for the Albion. #VOTEJARA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVFX_0iBrU

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Very much a THINKING MANS group

It's a weak group. Biley must be gutted

 

[Stumpy Tim]

What a group!

Turienzo, Dixon, Razak, Reyes and my Nomination Smith.

For me Smith hasnt got a chance in this group which is a shame, but another right back should take this by storm.

Capped 110 time for Chile, In the 2015 Copa América quarter-finals match against Uruguay he provoked Uruguayan Edinson Cavani into a second yellow card and expulsion by slapping Cavani and, according to replays, appeared to insert his finger into Cavani's anus. Jara faked a fall to the floor. Outragoues Drink Driving and being caught driving to a game whilst banned. has there been a more internationally capped player for the Albion.

That's compelling

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

gotta go with Jonny Dixon here. He was basically a minor celebrity who was alright at football and found himself playing at a reasonably high level by accident. He had it all, the looks, the girls, the lifestyle. What he didn't have were the footballing skills

oh- and he was going out with Holly Vallance......

......whilst playing for ALDERSHOT

 

[Munkfish]

Having seen Izquierdo is winning the vote, I wonder if one rule to consider in future years is banning all current players. There are obviously too many people who vote as though it’s a popularity contest. Izquierdo’s pig is quite flair, but there is no way he’s shown enough to be leading this vote.

Needs to be caught having a threesome or needs his own clothing brand, potentially release an album with FBS.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Lest we forget Jonny Dixon’s chunky knit...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Imagine turning up to a professional football contract signing dressed like that

 

[Munkfish]

Great to see Smith and Reyes doing well in this group!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a little bounce- votes will close today

 

[Exile]

gotta go with Jonny Dixon here. He was basically a minor celebrity who was alright at football and found himself playing at a reasonably high level by accident. He had it all, the looks, the girls, the lifestyle. What he didn't have were the footballing skills

oh- and he was going out with Holly Vallance......

......whilst playing for ALDERSHOT

It’s true. The pinnacle of JDs football ‘career’ should have been playing at Old Trafford in one of those big charity matches, as one of Robbie Williams’ mates

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Having seen Izquierdo is winning the vote, I wonder if one rule to consider in future years is banning all current players. There are obviously too many people who vote as though it’s a popularity contest. Izquierdo’s pig is quite flair, but there is no way he’s shown enough to be leading this vote.

Agree. Part of the phenotype of 'flair' is the player has to have been sold, sacked, retired owing to an injury obtained in some outrageous manner, or flounced. Its a given.