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***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Quarter Finals- Honey Badger vs GWS***

Quarter Final 1

  • Honey Badger

    Votes: 70 55.6%
  • Great White Shark

    Votes: 56 44.4%

  • Total voters
    126
  • Poll closed .


Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,465
Hove
The HB has no natural predators despite it's size, and is of least concern of animal protection lists - basically because nothing fucks with it. It doesn't get hungry, the bloody things will chase off lions and nick their kills.

GWS's get eaten by Orca's, and bullied by a few dolphins. They are nasty, but as hard as an HB?
 




Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,465
Hove
You do realise the Honey Badger will never win, purely because of people trying to start these campaigns, if it's that hard then you shouldn't need to shout about it.

Whereas the GWS has numerous books, a Spielberg film, always in the media, and is engrained in popular culture and mythology - are you suggesting it is a level playing field on the knowledge of the species front?
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,117
Toronto
Whereas the GWS has numerous books, a Spielberg film, always in the media, and is engrained in popular culture and mythology - are you suggesting it is a level playing field on the knowledge of the species front?

I'm not talking about the general media, I'm talking about within NSC.
 
















Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
You do realise the Honey Badger will never win, purely because of people trying to start these campaigns, if it's that hard then you shouldn't need to shout about it.

We have to shout because a lot of people year after year MISUNDERSTAND this competition, and we will keep campaigning until people finally get it, some catch on quicker than others.

The creator has explained many times its not who would win in a fight, it's pound for pound hardness, what a creature is willing to do despite its size and stature. The Honey Badger is CLEARLY harder than a Great White Shark on the definitions of this competition.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
This is typical Honey Badger. NEVER knows when it's beaten. Come on lad. The final should be HB v Cassowary, instead we'll get stupid massive fat animal bullies as per.
 


tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,004
Canterbury
A badger beating a shark? I suppose you're going to say that this isn't any old badger, it's a honey badger. Well, I think it depends on the terrain - in the water, the badger will either drown or be attacked by its water-loving opponent and be eaten. On land, well, I'd give the shark a few crazy seconds of mad flipping, jumping and biting. If it can't manage a kill in these vital moments, you've got to fancy the badger. On balance, I say shark, and I'd continue to say shark if the fight took place in a purpose-built environment equally amenable to both participants.
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
A badger beating a shark? I suppose you're going to say that this isn't any old badger, it's a honey badger. Well, I think it depends on the terrain - in the water, the badger will either drown or be attacked by its water-loving opponent and be eaten. On land, well, I'd give the shark a few crazy seconds of mad flipping, jumping and biting. If it can't manage a kill in these vital moments, you've got to fancy the badger. On balance, I say shark, and I'd continue to say shark if the fight took place in a purpose-built environment equally amenable to both participants.

It's not a fight between the two animals. It's a question of which is harder for its size.
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
We have to shout because a lot of people year after year MISUNDERSTAND this competition, and we will keep campaigning until people finally get it, some catch on quicker than others.

The creator has explained many times its not who would win in a fight, it's pound for pound hardness, what a creature is willing to do despite its size and stature. The Honey Badger is CLEARLY harder than a Great White Shark on the definitions of this competition.

i'd say last year was the first time we had a true PURISTS champion in the form of the Black Mamba....seems like this year we're going to get some fat idiot winning again.

It's Stoke vs Barcelona, it really is
 








Oct 25, 2003
23,964
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