2010 World's Loveliest ***MUSICAL*** Lady Contest, CLUNGE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[turienzo's lovechild]

this is our FINAL, aka CLUNGE BOWL

only two competitors remain

Holly Valance

Full Name: Holly Rachel Vukadinović
Born: 11/5/83, Melbourne, Australia
Solo Artist
Received 54 votes in the first round
Beat Myleene Klass 78-50 in the second round
Beat Katy Perry 93-53 in the quarter final
Beat Rachel Stevens 55-42 in the semi final

vs

Frankie Sandford

Full Name: Francesca Sandford
Born: 14/1/89, Upminster, Gtr. London, England
Member of The Saturdays, former member of S Club Juniors (aka S Club 8)
Received 39 votes in the first round
Beat Zooey Deschanel 111-37 in the second round
Beat Louise Redknapp 88-49 in the quarter final
Beat Cheryl Cole 45-43 in the semi final

 

[defrocked priest]

*splurt*

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

valance for me

like i said before, australian is my favourite genre of clunge

 

[brakespear]

hmmmm....this has not developed well whilst I've been on holiday....hmmmmm.....sandford it is, then.

 

[GNF on Tour]

Can't believe these 2 made it to the final, Sandford is average at best.

Not voting, I'd rather shag a honey badger.

 

[Smithy]

Valance by a mile. Sandford should not have made it this far.

 

[The Modfather]

It's gotta be Vallance

 

[John Bumlick]

piss poor final.

 

[8ace]

Valance - superb piece of CLUNGE.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think i'm going to do the loveliest ***ACTING*** lady contest after this


thoughts etc.?

 

[8ace]

Cameron Diaz

 

[WhingForPresident]

This competition is a complete farce. Sandford, but she is not the loveliest ***MUSICAL*** lady.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the biggest disgrace was shakira not making the final

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Sandford has had an easy route to the final, and is nothing more than average. Valance has beaten GIANTS Perry and Stevens. There's only one winner

 

[Stumpy Tim]

the biggest disgrace was shakira not making the final

Shakira v Valance would have been my final. It would have been very tough to call

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Who knocked out Shakira? I have missed much of this tournament, although I think I nominated Frankie so I'll go with her.

shakira was knocked out by RACHEL STEVENS

 

[Ninja Elephant]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Are you having a f***ing laugh? The mongrels who voted Stevens over Shakira should be named, shamed and SHOT.

i was f***ing LIVID at the time

there have been some bizarre results in this contest