******2010 World's Hardest Creature Competition- Official Nominations Thread******

[Marty McFly]

The BULLET ANT

"It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a f***ing tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.

It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda."

Seconded.

 

[The Wizard]

THE AFRICAN BULL ELEPHANT?
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[Shifty89]

second the dawsons bee, saw that on Life, mad, the lot of em! If they were man-sized, they'd kill us all.

 

[Marty McFly]

ARMY ANT

It's blind, has machete like jaws and will dismantle ANY living thing in it's path.

 

[Easy 10]

second the dawsons bee, saw that on Life, mad, the lot of em! If they were man-sized, they'd kill us all.

Damn straight. Thats what makes them so terrifying.
They're not just instinctively protecting themselves. They're not even hunting. Once they see a female, they actually become PSYCHOTIC, and will basically attack and kill everything that moves, including the female. And they keep on going till they're ALL DEAD.

Christ on a bike, what a species.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I second the jaguar, the alligator snapping turtle, the bird eating spider and both the ants. Nature loves variety. And so does the worlds hardest creature competition.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Damn straight. Thats what makes them so terrifying.
They're not just instinctively protecting themselves. They're not even hunting. Once they see a female, they actually become PSYCHOTIC, and will basically attack and kill everything that moves, including the female. And they keep on going till they're ALL DEAD.

Christ on a bike, what a species.

I knew a french guy who was a bit like that. Surely the french aren't going to be nominated too?

 

[Insel affe]

"Whats he gonna do nibble ya bum"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Lemming.

So had they jump off mountains

 

[mr sheen]

wolverine seconded. They didn't name an x man after the honey badger did they!?

 

[Easy 10]

The Lemming.

So had they jump off mountains

Thats not hard (or had). Thats just stupid.
They self-harm. If you asked them, they'd probably say it was a "cry for help".

If they could speak. Which they can't, cos they're stupid.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Thats not hard (or had). Thats just stupid.
They self-harm. If you asked them, they'd probably say it was a "cry for help".

If they could speak. Which they can't, cos they're stupid.

Would you mess with a self harmer? They just dont follow the rules and they are clearly packing a piece

 

[sir albion]

If i recall right somehow a lion beat a tiger last year

Surely this beautiful most powerful beast is due to be king this year

The siberian beauty

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

so far:

Pool A (Land Mammals): Tiger, Hippo, Cape Buffalo, Honey Badger, Grizzly Bear, Moonbear, Human, Elephant, Jaguar, Wolverine

Pool B (Fish/Sea Mammals): Great White Shark, Bull Shark, Colossal Squid, Orca, Portuguese Man-of-War

Pool C (Lizards/Amphibians): Komodo Dragon, Crocodile, Alligator Snapping Turtle,

Pool D (birds/insects/other): Bombadier Beetle, Darwin Beetle, Brazilian Wandering Spider, Japanese Hornet, Dawsons Bees, Cassowary, Swan, Bullet Ant, Bird Eating Spider, Army Ant,

 

[Pantani]

The Lemming.

So had they jump off mountains

It is also a myth that they throw themselves off cliffs. Not hard at all.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

If i recall right somehow a lion beat a tiger last year

Surely this beautiful most powerful beast is due to be king this year

The siberian beauty

AWWW Isnt that cute... having a gay old time splashing about in the pool.

 

[Paskman]

Great White Sharks - HA............Killer Whales eat them for supper literally!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNPERLC_E9s

 

[sam86]

Surely someone is going to second the Portugese Man o' War?
The Fish/Sea Mammals category is small.

Or the Box Jellyfish, take your pick.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

so far:

Pool A (Land Mammals): Tiger, Hippo, Cape Buffalo, Honey Badger, Grizzly Bear, Moonbear, Human, Elephant, Jaguar, Wolverine

Pool B (Fish/Sea Mammals): Great White Shark, Bull Shark, Colossal Squid, Orca,

Pool C (Lizards/Amphibians): Komodo Dragon, Crocodile, Alligator Snapping Turtle,

Pool D (birds/insects/other): Bombadier Beetle, Darwin Beetle, Brazilian Wandering Spider, Japanese Hornet, Dawsons Bees, Cassowary, Swan, Bullet Ant, Bird Eating Spider, Army Ant,

It's shaping up to be a classic contest.

Just need some more amphibians/lizards.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Surely someone is going to second the Portugese Man o' War?
The Fish/Sea Mammals category is small.

I'm on it! I second the man o war.

edit: I'll second the box jellyfish too.

And nominate a newby: The piranha.