******2010 World's Hardest Creature Competition- Official Nominations Thread******

[turienzo's lovechild]

there's no point arguing about a creatures hardness now! wait until the contest starts

if someone nominates the mosquito, it is in

 

[Bluejuice]

Yeah f*** this Mosquito shit. Being responsible for millions of lives lost doesn't make you hard. I could have kicked the shit out of Shipman, had Hitler in a headlock and bashed up Bin Laden.

They have all killed more people than Chuck Norris but who would you rather face mano e mano?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i shall second the grizzly and also that asian thing that kinky posted

i think the BEARS have a lot to live up to after their excellent PEDIGREE in this contest

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i shall second the grizzly and also that asian thing that kinky posted

i think the BEARS have a lot to live up to after their excellent PEDIGREE in this contest

Dont let the Moonbear hear you call it that, it will rip your balls off

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

why hasn't anyone seconded the KILLER WHALE yet

hello?! KILLER whale!

 

[sam86]

Portuguese Man o' War

*shivers*

f*** that giant squid thing, we know these bastards are scary! LOOK at IT!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

It can break your arm with a mere twitch of its wing

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Dont let the Moonbear hear you call it that, it will rip your balls off

i have just read about them and they do seem like enigmatic fury machines

they could be a bit of a dark horse in this contest

 

[Bluejuice]

Well to add to the Feline contingent I think this bad boy has to be included. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the JAGUAR

The LARGEST and MOST POWERFUL feline in the Western Hemisphere.

Preferred killing method? Fatal bite to the brain using its armour piercing skull crushing teeth.

You KNOW that's gonna hurt

 

[Simster]

Killer whale seconded.

TIGER also.

 

[The Wizard]

Portuguese Man o' War

*shivers*

f*** that giant squid thing, we know these bastards are scary! LOOK at IT!

The Colossal Squid does not take kindly to being taunted by peasants like you, you shall be made to pay next time you visit the waters.

 

[sam86]

Ooooo, here you go...

The Cassowary! How could we forget upon thinking of BIRDS. And yes, it is a bird, it's just a flightless BIRD.

 

[Easy 10]

Some Dawsons Bees after a fight, yesterday. And yes - that is the losers HEAD in the middle.

I have another nomination. If we're talking pure violent AGGRESSION against its own kind, then you'll go a long way to find a nastier bit of work than the DAWSONS BEE. These suckers basically have a MASS RIOT over the ladybees, and by the time their scrap is over, almost every male bee has been KILLED in a bitey/stingy frenzy. Heads get lopped off, limbs go flying, and the victorious males often end up butchering the FEMALE as well as the bloodlust takes hold.

They are MENTALISTS

"Don't f*** with me...."

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Ooooo, here you go...

that looks like something out of the muppets! I second it though...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i have just read about them and they do seem like enigmatic fury machines

they could be a bit of a dark horse in this contest

I also Know for a fact every time 9-11 year old boys who went to YMCA Camp Lakewood 08 hear the name moonbear they will cry with fear.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

There's a distinct lack of reptiles, so ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ALLIGATOR SNAPPING TURTLE. These guys BITE and everything! The eat meat and have been known to kill actual alligators.

 

[sam86]

Seagulls, Seagulls, Seagulls!

If you don't appreciate how hard they are speak to my CAT, who is half the size of these bastards, and gets regularly beaten by them. That's beaten, not eaten. But still, HARD.

 

[Shifty89]

How about putting a predetermined number of people (say 100) on Littlehampton beach, then introduce a certain biomass of the test subject standardised to say the weight of a polar bear, and time how long it takes for the people to run away scared. So you would have one polar bear, or a polar bear sized swarm of mossies, or a polar bear sized group of beetles, or whatever. Then you could compare the scariness factor fairly, no matter of size. Simples.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I'll second the swan. Whooper, not Mute, mind

 

[Mellotron]

The DADDY of the Spiders:

The GOLIATH BIRD EATING Spider

This guy has the pure testicular fortitude to EAT BIRDS. That's taking-the-p*ss hard, that is.