2004 REMF Golf Match - 11 June, Hassocks GC

[SeagullinKent]

Wayne,

Both John and myself play off 28.

Cheers

Steve

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

No probs

 

[n1 gull]

Wayne my handicap is down from 24 to 20. I don't want to be accussed of being a bandit.

Gavan

n1 gull

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

cheers Gav

you also owe me the grand total of £3 (your cheque was for the wrong amount!)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Wayne

Graham Farthing will pay on Friday. I will not be playing but caddying for him.

Gareth

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Well i dont think i will be troubling the leaderboard, i keep hitting it straight right into the board at range.

What am i doing wrong golfers, i cant right the problem, even booked a lesson for 2morra.

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

If the pro giving the lesson doesn't get it right, I'll tell you after the match on Friday!

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

Wayne,
I can only get one buggy for Friday. You wanted one and so did ‘seagullinkent’. Hassocks may be able to sort another out, but won’t know until we get there. Just to pre-warn you.

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Please dont draw me against someone with a buggy, cant stand watching them drive off down the middle while i head towards the trees.

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Whats the weather meant to do then as weve had nice days so far.

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

getting brighter this afternoon, lovely day tomorrow. Trust me.

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Well ill show them how to play with my slices, think ill blob the 1st & meet you at the 2nd.

By the way my lot we have
1.Kevin R 24
2. Nick 28
3. Neil 28
4. Toby
5.rodger 28
6. alan 24ish
7. Kevin T 24

Now that does look a poor turnout.

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

What's happened to Duncan?

 

[Dave the OAP]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can play...my customer has just canned his restore test as the backups did not work!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

See you there guys

Dave the bandito( 22 please)

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

Nice one Dave, see you tomorrow.

 

[Dave the OAP]

and I should be ok for the Sweetwoods Park Soc Do too!

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

It gets better and better. Cheers Dave.

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Duncan has been kidnapped by McDonalds North terminal & cant get out of it.

Well we will misss the 5 of the tee at the 1st.

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

And he still carried on for the rest of the round with a smile on his face.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What time is kick off ?.

What time do I and Graham have to be there ?.

When is it due to finish ?.

When is the meal ?.