20 Positive things

[Geriatric Seagull]

Every week we are the better team.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Our defensive record is exceptional (although admittedly at the expense of us scoring many goals)

 

[timseagull]

We're not Leeds....

 

[StonehamPark]

Our goal nets will last 3x as long as other clubs, helping us with FFP.

 

[MissGull]

You can buy a fish finger burger somewhere in the stadium, if you try hard enough.