[Cricket] 1st Test: England vs New Zealand @ Lords

[simmo]

Wheel Loose...25/3

 

[pasty]

Oh FFS

Cook c Watling b Henry 16

25/3

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

3 down. Ticking along nicely.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well this is going well...

 

[Albion_Dave]

When is KP coming in?

 

[Bold Seagull]

Oh FFS

Cook c Watling b Henry 16

25/3

Poor poor shot after the 2nd wicket has gone down. Too close to him, just poor judgement and a crap shot from the CAPTAIN. We've built the future around this bloke.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Backed Root @ 7/2 as England first inns top scorer. Wasn't expecting him in quite yet, though!

 

[Bold Seagull]

Backed Root @ 7/2 as England first inns top scorer. Wasn't expecting him in quite yet, though!

He might only need 17 to win that!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Poor poor shot after the 2nd wicket has gone down. Too close to him, just poor judgement and a crap shot from the CAPTAIN. We've built the future around this bloke.

He's only still playing for England based upon a century in against the West Indies.

English cricket is in a right old mess.

 

[Badger]

FFS, why do we even bother with a top order?

 

[DumLum]

On paper this should be a great series between 2 evenly matched teams.

However, New Zealand have all the momentum with them and a strong dynamic captain, I have a fear that's going to be enough to see us off.

Evenly matched. I wouldn't want to get on a see-saw with you.

I'm annoyed with myself that I lost all the money out of my ladbrokes account during the football season.

 

[pasty]

Well this is going well

Bell b Henry 1

Eng 30/4

 

[Bold Seagull]

Bell GONE

 

[Dave the OAP]

On behalf of the People's Republic of Yorkshire, I apologise for our two boys who have let down the country....Joe will rescue us...have no fear!

Bell just out FFS

 

[spring hall convert]

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Evenly matched. I wouldn't want to get on a see-saw with you.

I'm annoyed with myself that I lost all the money out of my ladbrokes account during the football season.

On paper. Evenly matched. Look at the averages....

Do you really think New Zealand's players are massively better than ours? They are on a high and they are extremely well led.

We on the other hand don't have a coach and a captain in the role by default.

 

[Bold Seagull]

This is desperate from England.

It is humiliation right in front of our eyes. Embarrassing.

 

[Sargey]

Cook is possibly the worst England captain for decades and is shot to pieces!! Basically in the team due to a ropey ton in the West Indies.

What does Alex Hales have to do to get a game for these clowns

 

[Bold Seagull]

On behalf of the People's Republic of Yorkshire, I apologise for our two boys who have let down the country....Joe will rescue us...have no fear!

Bell just out FFS

Lyth is the only one out who was genuinely unlucky.

Moeen is having to leg it around the ground as he's been practicising in the nets and needs to get padded up!

 

[DumLum]

I bet KP has a smirk on his face.

 

[Bozza]