1901 Priority Part X1V

[Dave the OAP]

Do 1901 people get priority over us RUFFIANS and LOW LIFE SCUM when it comes to duvet style toilet paper if it is running short?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

You RUFFIANS, LOW LIFE SCUM and POOR people should be using tracing paper anyway

 

[Dave the OAP]

You RUFFIANS, LOW LIFE SCUM and POOR people should be using tracing paper anyway

doesn't everyone?

 

[Uter]

I believe platinum club members will have a team of "wiper boys" on hand who will tenderly wipe away your shit using crisp £10 notes instead of toilet paper.

 

[Was not Was]

"Whenever Sir is ready ..."

 

[Icy Gull]

Do 1901 people get priority over us RUFFIANS and LOW LIFE SCUM when it comes to duvet style toilet paper if it is running short?

The bad news is that you are even further down the list, you are also a Northener ffs, you'll have to use the long nail on your little finger