101 things to do before you die

[Silent Bob]

Except an acheivable list. None of this wwim with dolphins crap or scale the Great Wall of China.

A list to show you've truly lived.

1. Win a fight.
2. Lose a fight.
3. Catch a spider and then chase people round the house with it.
4. Cut yourself whilst preparing a sandwhich. Unintentionally, of course.
5. 'Surprise' an elderly relative.
6. Have unnatural thoughts about one of your cousins.
7. After being undercharged for a purchase, tell them to keep the change.
8. Fart at a crowded urinal.
9. Sing My Way on a Kareoke night.
10. Sing I Will Survive on a Kareoke night .... at a gay bar.
11. Mistake a complete stranger for your mother.
12. Give directions to a tourist in a heavy regional accent.

and so on...

 

[Billy the Fish]

Do at least two birds at the same time

 

[Grendel]

Have gay animal sex.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Do two birds at the same time

How can you do that unless you have to cocks?

 

[Billy the Fish]

How can you do that unless you have to cocks?

You've got hands and a mouth haven't you? Use your imagination.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Use your imagination.

Do that too regularly for my liking.

Watch Ernest kiss DK's arse.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

You've got hands and a mouth haven't you? Use your imagination.

I have a problem co-ordinating different parts at the same time.

That's why I gave up the drums.

 

[coventrygull]

Do two birds at the same time

Why only two

 

[Meade's Ball]

I want to be inflatable.

 

[Bakesy]

See another Albion victory...........

 

[Grendel]

See another Albion victory...........

How long are you planning to live...?

 

[robbied69]

Climb Kilamangaro
Ride an F1 Car
Skydive
Travel to GOA
Smack an Aussie

 

[Billy the Fish]

Why only two

I like your way of thinking. post edited.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Be involved in a brawl in a bar.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Rest for an hour a day in a kangaroo pouch full of stolen coins and a doll that's Prince Charles with a new afro.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Cover yourself. Claim you're something else and then slay what you feel is inedible.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Except an acheivable list. None of this wwim with dolphins crap or scale the Great Wall of China.

A list to show you've truly lived.

1. Win a fight.
2. Lose a fight.
3. Catch a spider and then chase people round the house with it.
4. Cut yourself whilst preparing a sandwhich. Unintentionally, of course.
5. 'Surprise' an elderly relative.
6. Have unnatural thoughts about one of your cousins.
7. After being undercharged for a purchase, tell them to keep the change.
8. Fart at a crowded urinal.
9. Sing My Way on a Kareoke night.
10. Sing I Will Survive on a Kareoke night .... at a gay bar.
11. Mistake a complete stranger for your mother.
12. Give directions to a tourist in a heavy regional accent.

and so on...

I'll take the Great Wall, thanks. You could do most of the above in one drunken evening, let alone the rest of your days.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Suck pills in the evening and insert air into your lower half as you weep in each dream. Your life is now unpleasant, but needn't remain. Just give yourself hope and a new family by snogging a potential wife you meet in a park.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Be involved in a brawl in a bar.

Aren't you paying for this privilege soon?

 

[Silent Bob]

Kick a famous person in the crotch.