10 requirements to be a Brighton fan

[Gullys Cats]

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[tinycowboy]

I think these could do with a bit of work, GC...

 

[Superphil]

10 fingers?

 

[Buzzer]

Supporting Brighton would be one of the top 10 requirements, I'd imagine.

 

[BN9 BHA]

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Counting to 10 + 9 other things

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Like the colour blue?

 

[lawros left foot]

Hate Barber?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

OK, I've been staring at the opening post for 28 minutes. How much longer before I start to see what this Magic Eye is supposed to reveal?

 

[skipper734]

Your optimism quotient needs to be higher than average.

 

[Adders1]

Crowbar the amount of away games you have attended into a heated discussion with anyone you perceive as less of a fan than you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is 8) Peter Ward?

 

[El Sid]

1) Like Football
2) Like Pies
3) Ability to sit down
4) Not offended by homophobic chants
5) Optimism
6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.
7) Have a soft spot for Plymouth Argyle.
8) Moderate wealth
9) Buy some tat from club shop
10) Always be Premier League Ready

 

[BN9 BHA]

Is 8) Peter Ward?

 

[Gullys Cats]

I think these could do with a bit of work, GC...

 

[Justice]

1) Like Football
2) Like Pies
3) Ability to sit down
4) Not offended by homophobic chants
5) Optimism
6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.
7) Have a soft spot for Plymouth Argyle.
8) Moderate wealth
9) Buy some tat from club shop
10) Always be Premier League Ready

I ****ing hate Plymouth after some of there lot attacked us with bottles in 86 so no ****ing soft spot for me.

 

[Gwylan]

6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.

[travel geek alert] Don't have to do that to avoid Croydon, drive in via Surrey countryside and then Sutton, Mitcham and Tooting. I've frequently cycled in and out of London that way

I'd say that high on the list would be: have a soft spot for Wrexham too; ensure you have a derogatory name for the Palace chairman; eat at Donatello's at least once a year; be able to recite the cup final team; have experienced at least three different routes to the Amex and drink Harveys

 

[DumLum]

A good knowledge of chemtrails?

 

[Philzo-93]

I ****ing hate Plymouth after some of there lot attacked us with bottles in 86 so no ****ing soft spot for me.

Did you start it

 

[HovaGirl]

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10 pints?

 

[dougdeep]

To be gay.