"Please stay off the pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the lads can do a lap of honour"
Cheshire Dolphin (callisto.chester.ac.uk - 195.195.128.249)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 01:12 pm
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The fuuniest quote of the season?
Probably.
What I would have given to have been there.
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 01:17 pm
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A broken arm and couple of teeth probably.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 04:05 pm
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gezza (193.113.57.167)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 04:07 pm
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Instead the announcement was
"ladies and gentlemen we would like to congratulate stoke
on there success"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.157)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 06:16 pm
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Boing!
To the top!
All Summer long!
This one's for Taffy!
) ) ) ) ) ) )
FWL (host62-7-55-180.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.55.180)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 09:59 pm
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And they took Earnshaw off just minutes before Stoke scored
their first goal. Another case of premature substitution.
Or was it that his spaceship was ready to leave?
Laugh, I nearly bought my own beer!
There's people on the pitch, they think it's all over, it is now!
Lewes Seagull (acb4a4f7.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.164.247)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 02:04 am
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BOING!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta012.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.152)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 04:35 pm
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BOING! BOING!
gerald (webport-cl4-cache5.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.1.45.2)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 08:14 pm
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boing boing boing
gerald (webport-cl4-cache5.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.1.45.2)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 08:14 pm
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boing boing boing
Comedy Steve (host217-34-70-115.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.34.70.115)
Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 04:46 pm
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Are you sure the announcer didn't say, "LACK of honour?"
That would be much more in keeping, surely
Cheshire Dophin (modem-196-44-60-62.vip.uk.com - 62.60.44.196)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:03 am
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"The fuuniest quote of the season?" - Probably.
The funniest - definitely.
Lewes Seagull (acbad27e.ipt.aol.com - 172.186.210.126)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:44 am
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laughing @ taffy
DTES (host62-7-85-137.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.85.137)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 11:48 am
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Boingy boing. This'll be at the top for a long time
Randy Steggull (webcachem05b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.194.15)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:39 pm
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Fantaffstic quote.
Boing that mutha.
Uncle Grovers (host217-35-4-4.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.35.4.4)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:44 pm
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Well, they can still do a lap of something or other, surely?
Maybe they can all have a sheep on their lap?
Danny Seagull (host213-123-41-129.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.41.129)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 08:42 pm
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LOL! This is gonna be boinged all Summer long.
CAN YOU HEAR THE TAFFIES SING? NO, NOOOO
jmsc (acb45d46.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.93.70)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:06 am
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Up you go!
Randy Steggull (webcacheb09a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.168.171)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:57 pm
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For Sale or Swap:
1 lap of honour, unboxed but unused, bit Welsh hence bargain
price. May swap for blow-up-troll with stinky bridge.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:07 pm
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Get this thread to somewhere new for Cardiff .....THE TOP!!!.....
LMAO
marvin (cache-wit-hsi.cableinet.co.uk - 62.30.192.1)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 07:01 pm
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Enjoy Cheltenham next term!
GT (spider-mtc-td032.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.162)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:50 pm
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thank you Cardiff, you've really given the 2nd div a
laugh
Timber-BHA (spider-loh-tb072.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.33.182)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:54 pm
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lap of honour for qualifying for next season's LDV and the first
round of the FA Cup perhaps
GT (spider-mtc-td032.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.162)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:56 pm
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Never mind..
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:07 pm
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AND back to the top!!!
Raphael Meade (m417-mp1-cvx2a.lan.ntl.com - 62.252.177.161)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:39 pm
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boing boing ••••••• boing
Lewes Seagull (acb40978.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.9.120)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 03:00 am
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boing
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 04:15 pm
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Up to the top of the League We Go
except in Cardiff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storer68 - Falmer For The Double Champions (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 04:52 pm
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I see that Taffy has just seeen the light and got an Albion away
shirt
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew04b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.74)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 09:05 pm
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Back to the top......least we forget!!!!
DTES (www-cachec.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.54)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 10:47 am
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Wow. This got dangerously low. Boing
Anne_On_A_Mouse (cache-loh-ae02.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.49.8)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:42 pm
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When are the Division 2 fixtures out Taffy?
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:52 pm
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They'll be out just after the lap of honour has finished!!!!!!!
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:59 pm
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Where do you think MASSIVE cardiff town will finish next year?
I'll plump for 7th.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.72)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:15 pm
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Never mind Cardiff, you might draw us in the FA Cup next
season. That's if you SURVIVE till the 3rd round!!!
Unigeeza (213.40.131.65)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:30 pm
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I am going on tour to the cardiff web site / chat board for a bit
of fun. I only know the offical one so if you can tell me of the
unoffical message board that would be great.
All NSC contributors feel free to join me there.
We can then paste the replys here just to laugh at how bitter
they are..... I could do this all summer!!!
Uncle Grovers (host217-35-27-10.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.35.27.10)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:05 pm
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Unigeeza, try Sheep Web
Dirty (async168-1.nas.onetel.net.uk - 212.67.97.168)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:23 pm
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Extract From The Latest Mills and Boon Novel....With
writing like this there really is no need for pictures! Or is there
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the
evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy,
musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside
the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the
weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most
romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have
her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of
dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was
waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching
organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully
inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the
wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.
Although inexperienced, she approached every change of
position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I
withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual
tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax,
it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment
we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too
quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp
grass.
As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted
into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still
entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly,
and whispered assuringly how good she had been. She tenderly
and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, 'Baaa'
and rejoined the flock.
fake slim (host213-122-172-87.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.172.87)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:57 pm
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hehehe
very VERY good
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:26 am
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It has just been posted on the cardiff message board. Do you
think they can take a joke??
very very funny but also very factual of their culture
Search Party (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:30 am
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That's very very funny is it? My oh my, you're easily amused!
Shall we start the 'queer' jokes? Even things up a bit?
Better still, take a wander down to Withdean and have a look at
your stadium. That's the best joke in the Football League.
Anyone heard from Peter Taylor recently
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:34 am
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Peter Taylor was last seen in Cardiff last week.
Apparently he was about to sign an £8m contract when he took
one look at your players and realised he'd actually have to
mould a team of his own in order to win anything, so he turned
the job down.
Cabby (dial-62-64-162-152.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.162.152)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:37 am
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Sorry mate but I'm afraid the best joke in the football league is that the most expensive team of misfits in the 2nd Division, couldn't even make the play off final.
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:57 am
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Well done cabby, they truly are the biggest joke of the football
league. Even they cannot deny it.
"Please stay off the pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the lads
can do a lap of honour"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It is classic
CCFC - The Futures Bright! (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:25 am
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Wait until the likes of Wolves, Derby, Leicester, Palace, etc, set
eyes on the Withdean 'Stadium' next season. They'll laugh their
boll@cks off!
Mind you, I suppose you'll play teams such as those at midnight
on Sundays, or 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, or some equally
ridiculous time designed to keep visiting fans away.
After all, you've got to keep the local residents happy, eh lads?
It's a fair question though. Now you have moved up a division,
how many games will the local authorities actually allow you to
play on Saturdays? Four? Five? Six?
And how many years will it be exactly until you've actually got
a football ground to call your own? Three? Four? Five? Six?
How long will you be able to sustain First Division football at
the Withdean with crowds of just 6,800 and no TV revenue?
A year? Two years? Three years?
Keep laughing lads. He who laughs last.....
unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:34 am
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I am going to treasure this moment for a long time.
Even so i hate to say it, but CCFC does have a point regarding
the games being played and what days they will be played on.
Main games of interest are palarse,leicester,millwall,derby
which all could be difficult games.
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:40 am
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I don't know about laughing last but I do know I'll be pìssing
myself when 4,000 of us are singing and enjoying ourselves at
impressive Molineux in August while thinking of Cardiff's
huge away support (700ish) busy fighting each other for a
space at the pìsser in the portakabin that passes as a bog in
the away end at pretty little Cheltenham.
Cabby (dial-62-64-162-152.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.162.152)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:41 am
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How many years before you clamber out of Division 2? Seven?
Eight? Nine? How many years before you stop buying useless
expensive players? Seven? Eight? Nine? How many years
before you do laugh last?......................
Ha
H#A#P#P#Y (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:14 pm
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Now let me see. We currently have the following:
1) A football ground that holds 21,000.
2) Enough fans to fill it (fickle though many of them are).
3) Very good prospects of new ground that will hold 30,000
(to start with).
4) A rich chairman who is prepared to spend shedloads of
money in order to make the club a success and himself a
bucket-load of cash into the bargain.
5) No need to sell our best players to make ends meet.
6) An experienced manager with a proven track record who
knows his way around the lower leagues and has plenty of
valuable contacts in the higher divisions.
This season we missed out on promotion by just one point,
despite the fact that we had an idiot in charge of the team for
most of the campaign. It would've been remarkable if we'd
have managed to get promoted with the handicap that was
Alan Cork, but amazingly we still came very close.
During the summer there are likely to be plenty of changes at
Ninian Park as the new manager (who has a record of just one
defeat in fifteen matches since he took over) sorts out the
mess that the previous job-holder left behind.
Several of Cork's hopeless big-money signings will be released
on free transfers just to ease the wage bill. It has been
suggested that as many as 12 players could be leaving the
club soon.
The signings that Lawrence has made since he took over are
Campbell (£900,000, former England Under-21 international,
has already scored plaenty o goals for us), Croft
(left-back on loan from Premiership Ipswich Town) and Bywater
(England Under-21 interantional goalkeeper who is being linked
with a permanent move this week).
Plenty of grounds for optimism there I would suggest. It doesn't
look like Lawrence will do a Cork and spend silly money on
rubbish players. Now, I'm not going to say that we'll
run away with the Second Division next season, but our
prospects for promotion are clear for all to see. Don't be
surprised if we're the bookies' favourites come August.
So, what about the mighty Albion then. What about the team
whose fans keep flooding our message boards with claims
that they are a bigger club than us. What have they got?
1) First Division football, although that won't make any
difference to the finances because they already fill their rented
6,800 capacity ground anyway.
2) A brilliant young striker who has just been included in the
England Under-21 squad. Almost certain to be sold soon in
order to balance the books.
3) Faint hopes of a new ground to built sometime in the distant
future, although the local council don't look too keen on the
idea at all.
4) Very little money available to strengthen their small and
unimpressive squad.
5) No manager. Yet again.
How long can they hope to sustain First Division football with
that little lot? Can Brighton & Hove Albion possibly maintain
progress with no ground, no money and no manager? We'll see.
If Brighton as a club has such a bright future, how come three
managers and a first team coach have walked away at the
earliest opportunity during the last few years?
Bet you can't wait for the new season. Should be great fun
visiting the likes of Wolves, Derby, Leicester, Palace, etc,
week after week. And getting beat week after week.
Maybe you'd better get the thermals ready. Could be a long,
cold winter.........
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:30 pm
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Yeah, but,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bluenwhite (filter3.brick.proxy.easynet.net - 212.135.1.57)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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lol get a life you gimp we dont
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:40 pm
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You have to laugh. Why do Cardiff fans assume we'll lose every
week? We *still* have King Bobby, we *are* in division 1, we
play at a fortress (that his jokers haven't scored at in
3 attempts), Falmer has yet to be derailed, we have lured two
of the best managers in the game to our club in recent times
(unlike his lot).
The bottom line is that the worst that can happen is that by the
end of the season, we'll be as bad Cardiff are now.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:16 pm
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Oh, and
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:03 pm
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Oh, and
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Yeadingull (pineapple.ulcc.wwwcache.ja.net - 194.82.103.43)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:13 pm
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in deo fideum floreat hova.
Virmin (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:22 pm
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Saaaammy aaaand the Boyo's doing aaaa laaap of honour
BaaaaaaaaaaaHahahahahahahahahahahaha
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We do know how to tellll aaaa gooooooddd JOKE in
Waaaails BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Not so much a Blue Bird more like a bunch or is that a
FLOCK of DoDo's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:16 pm
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OMG....questions from Cardiff fans posted on here asking how
Albion will fare in a higher division next season. Predicting that
we will struggle all season and doubting that we will
survive. Sounds familiar doesn't it? Just like last summer!
Mind you they got TWO things right then. 1. We didn't STAY in
division two. 2. We are now in DIFFERENT DIVISIONS!!
Keep laughing Cardiff fans. And enjoy Cheltenham and rond
1 of the FA Cup.
The Laughing Gnome (host213-123-77-65.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.77.65)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:54 pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You're manager walked out even though you won the
championship. AGAIN! YET ANOTHER ONE!
Horton! Adams! Taylor! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
They obviously know plenty that you suckers don't!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No ground and no manager.
Ha ha ha ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho ha ha ha!
New ground? Only a matter of time? Falmer? HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
You gotta be joking, right?!? HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Randy Steggull (webcacheb08a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.168.170)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:55 pm
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Looks like the airs getting pretty thin down there in division
two.
w@nker (m100-mp1-cvx1a.edi.ntl.com - 62.253.4.100)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 12:04 am
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w@nker
Cheshire Dolphin (modem-154-56-60-62.vip.uk.com - 62.60.56.154)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 02:19 am
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Boing.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 09:41 am
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I can't get the "the big day is here and we aint' coming for a
poxy point" thread to go back to the top so this thread has to
be up top forever.
Oh yeah,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tb064.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.33.179)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 07:35 pm
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bouncy-bouncy over the animals
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta072.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.182)
Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 12:31 pm
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Thought Rocket Man played a blinder in Preston Park on
Saturday night
FWL (host213-123-62-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.62.148)
Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 11:32 pm
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HAPPY - did you compose your posting while you were waiting
for the Lap of Honour to start?
Or were you writing it while we were busy 'fluking' our second,
repeat, second Championship in a row.
All that money down the drain 'cos you're still in Div 2.
It's nice to know you're here....now •••• off!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:03 pm
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hahahahahahahahaha
Dean Saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:26 pm
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Just got back from holiday. Can anyone tell me how Cardiff
got on in the play-offs?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:35 pm
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Boing.....back to the top.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGUUUUULLLLSS!!
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:51 pm
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You want to know how cardiff got on in the play offs eh.
That massive club Cardiff are still in division 2 due to a 90th
minute equaliser from stoke and then a deflected free kick in
extra time. It is not just that they are in division 2 it is
the way they managed to stay there.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and they might lose uncle sam
ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah hahhahah hah ha
Dean Saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 03:00 pm
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Thanks Unigeeza, - great news. I don't suppose there were
any premature celebrations before the 90th minute equalizer
were there?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 03:28 pm
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A lap of honour maybe?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
DSIP (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 04:25 pm
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What? A lap of honour for Sam & the lads for staying in
division 2?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:30 am
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BOING
DSIP (212.74.25.16)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 12:35 pm
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Looks as though C*ntdiff have finally won something, &
they'll be out celebrating. Lock up your farmyard animals to
be on the safe side!
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 01:17 pm
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I heard this really funny joke the other day...the only thing is
all I can remember is the punch line.....
.....CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB.....
....it was really hilarious......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGUUUUUUULLLSSS!!!!
BOING
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.71)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:12 pm
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BOING
Sheffield Seagull © (cache-bra.cableinet.co.uk - 194.117.133.84)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:14 pm
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LOL - Even cardiff people think Cardiff City are •••••, now
thats funny!!!!
South Stand Chat
GT (spider-to042.proxy.aol.com - 152.163.204.62)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:38 am
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It is very funny.....
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 11:52 am
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gedupthere
Earnshaw - ITS THERE! (62.6.250.107)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:15 pm
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How many Brighton strikers have scored a winning goal on
their international debut against Germany?
GET IN THERE!
Wales 1 Germany 0 (Robert Earnshaw (Cardiff City), 46 mins).
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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Fair dos, Earnshaw. We'd be equally proud if that was one of
our players even though Germany were a shadow of the side
that they have been recently.
No doubt your message board is littered with "Earnshaw is
better than Zamora" type guff after this performance despite
two seasons of evidence to the contrary.
Anonymous (spider-loh-tc022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.157)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 02:28 pm
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Peter Ward scored a hatrick on his England debut!!!
Albion Rob (webcacheh07a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.71)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 02:46 pm
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Not wanting to take anything away from Earnshaw's
achievement, but were the Germans really trying last night?
If I was in a World Cup squad there's no way I'd be risking my
summer on a friendly in Wales.
As for all the other guff about how we are going to stay in first
division, think about this:
The first division is very poor. Apart from the top five or six
clubs, most of the sides will be not a lot better than some of
the better sides in Div 2. Look at Millwall's success and
Rotherham's easy survival. Christ, even Wallsall stayed up.
The fact of the matter is that many of the clubs in that division
are crippled by debts. Look at Forest, less than a quarter
of a century ago they were European Champions. I would even
go as far as to say that if you played a representative match
and between 2001/2002 div 1 and 2 teams, if you excluded
the Man City players, i reckon Div 2 would win. Handsomely.
This, all you Blueturds, is why we are going to survive.
Unfortunately for Cardiff, with all their posturing and
mouthing off and getting other teams backs up, making away
matches tough for their team, the best they can hope for is the
playoffs, will there be a lap of honour this time? I don't think so!
A Taffy, But Not THE Taffy (62.6.250.107)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:10 pm
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Rob, the Germans had three booked, Wales two, it was an
'enthusiastic' contest to say the least, and the Germans
certainly didn't like it up 'em. Make no mistake, they were doing
their level best to win and they did hit the woodwork twice.
Wales were just excellent on the night, Savage, Speed and
Earnshaw in particular (Giggs was quiet and was actually rated
as the least effective Welsh player in our local papers today).
As for the posturing and mouthing off by City fans, maybe
you're not aware but the cardiff boards are regularly full of
Albion fans posturing and mouthing off. When we got beat by
Stoke there were more Brighton fans on our sites than Stoke.
And there are anti-Cardiff threads started on here almost
every day.
It goes both ways. I think too many of your fans got fooled by
whoever this Taffy @rse was when he was posting on here.
I'm amazed anyone believed he was a Cardiff fan when he
was so obviously a wind-up merchant.
That said, you have got a sh!t ground! And no manager!
And Zamora will be off soon! And you'll go down next season!
And, oh, you know rest already!
Albion Rob (webcacheh07a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.71)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:21 pm
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I'm not so sure about your theories.
We have made cyber friends(?) with a few of your supporters,
Quint being the bloke that springs to mind. Fair point, I admit
to havng a look at your message board and having a
laugh after the Stoke game.
That said, Taffy is certainly not the only one, there are plenty
of yours, as I am sure there are plenty of ours, who go around giving it the big 'I am'.
As far as your international success last night is concerned,
Well Done. You beat a reasonable German side. Congratulations.
See you in Japan and Ko....ooops sorry. Maybe not.
As for your points about us.
1) Yup, our ground is terrible, mind you, I'd rather have a
bad ground that we win at all the time than a super stadium
and keep losing there. I sometimes think that our home
record is a worthy trade off for the dump we have to put up
with. Remember, we would rather be at Falmer, away fans
always think it hurts us when they slate Withers,
NEWSFLASH: It's awful, but it's better than Gillingham.
2) Nah, we've got at least another season of Bobby inflicting
marvellous goals, intelligent runs, power headers, sublime
skill and about 25 goals a season on us!
3) As far as relegation is concerned, there are plenty of worse
sides in that division than us, we may not go up again, but
we will stay up, mark my words.
Bemused (public1-brig4-3-cust79.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.0.153.79)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:34 pm
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Who are Cardiff City FC anyway??, the name rings a bell but
I just can't place them!? Are they a football club or something?
If so what division do they currently play in?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:40 pm
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I think they play in a Welsh league...I heard that they lost to
Pontypool....or....Aberystwyth or was it a sheep.....
BOING
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 04:07 pm
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Latest reports state that the entire england squad have come
down with an illness, which has meant they are unable to
travel to Japan....
....this mysterious illness has, as yet, not been identified,
however, it has affected nearly every English player with the
exception of 22 and a young lad named Bobby Zamora....
....it is still unclear how the players became ill, but there have
been reports of masked men wearing blue and white shirts,
who have been selling off SEAGULL meat to the restaurants
where all english players have recently eaten...
....it is believed that this meat could have been the cause of
the outbreak....
....Bobby Zamora who recently made his debut with the
under 21 side, who have had to pull out of the tournament
in Switzerland, is said to be over the moon with the decision
to call him up to the squad and is expected to play a major
role in the English World Cup Squad....
....Fortunately all english players effected by this outbreak are
expected to recover by August....
....Unfortunately a similar outbreak has meant that all Welsh
players will no longer be able to play and indeed Cardiff City
Players and all those associated with Cardiff are expected to
lose all footballing capabilties (no change there then)....
NEWS JUST IN....a batch of seagull meat on its way to
Crystal Palace has recently been intercepted by the police.....
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 08:01 am
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BOING
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 09:11 am
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Earnshaw's Ugly
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 09:55 am
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I was watching the European cup Final last night, and after
the game had finished there was a lot of men in football shirts
running around the pitch.
I bet that's never happened in Cardiff.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lewes Seagull (acb4fc74.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.252.116)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 02:55 am
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Latest news is: Baaaardiff have won the Micky Mouse cup.
Don't think that this tea cup applies to the English 1st. Division,
correct me if I'm wrong!
Ha Ha Ha Ha, after all the abuse you've given us this season....
.........
.....retribution is sweet!!!!
We may not do well this season, but at least we qualified
without Shams money!
Ha Ha Ha!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 07:55 am
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ahem, and for those of you who haven't read the beginning of
this post for a while, I strongly reccomend you do, it is
absolutly fcuking hilarious!
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 08:55 am
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Anyone see the report on cardiff and sam hamman on BBC
news24, it is better than candid camara.
Also maybe we should send a tape of the cardiff stoke game
to you been framed. Im sure it fill the the whole program and
have viewers in fits of laughter.
If there are any bardiff supporter on here please feel free to
change clubs ( not ours though) as you now are going down
hill. Sam will leave as the media will have a field day after
the bbc program exposes you as a don and instigator of
violence.
"Please stay off the pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the
lads can do a lap of honour"
Remember if you are down then just think of these word
and any day will be brightened. All those cardiff fans
expecting and then at the last minute..............
A C Gull (dialup.62-172-22-185.tesco.net - 62.172.22.185)
Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 08:26 pm
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Definitely the highlight of last season!!!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tf052.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.50.172)
Sunday, May 19, 2002 - 05:50 pm
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Will we hear the mighty announcement "Please stay off the
pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the lads can do a lap of
honour" on Hooligans at 21:00 on BBC2 tonight?
Tapes at the ready...
superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, May 20, 2002 - 10:54 am
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upyergo
Shelton Seagull (wwwcache3-ext.staffs.ac.uk - 194.66.175.72)
Monday, May 20, 2002 - 04:33 pm
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After last nights programme should this be changed to
"Please stay off the pitch so Sam and his Soul Crew lads
can kick your f*cking heads in outside the ground after
finishing our champagne lunch"
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, May 21, 2002 - 02:40 pm
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hahahahahahahaha
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 21, 2002 - 04:48 pm
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Are they still waiting?
SEAGULL ON THE WING (ac8550cd.ipt.aol.com - 172.133.80.205)
Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 01:04 pm
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Cardiff go on about their new manager and how great he is-er
where is his home town-sorry-city-yep Brighton.
Also about how much money they can squeeze out of that
Lebanese camel jockey-did'nt do them much good this season
did it,they spent more than all the teams in the 2nd division
and could'nt even get through the play-offs.
"PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE 1ST DIVISION,SAM AND THE BOYS
WANT TO DO A CR@P OF HONOUR!!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta071.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.181)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 05:34 pm
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Will Sam and the lads have finished the lap of honour in
time to attend the beach footie this weekend does anybody
know?
pat (public1-brig5-4-cust219.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.3.75.219)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 06:57 pm
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noddy (spider-loh-tf043.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.50.168)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 08:23 pm
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Classic
DTES (www-cachea.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.52)
Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 12:58 pm
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Nice one Pat. Think I'll bounce this again...
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 12:14 pm
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hahaha
Dean saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 12:37 pm
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Boing!!!
Ha ha ha.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 12:27 pm
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still not bored with this
pat (public1-brig5-4-cust219.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.3.75.219)
Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 03:42 pm
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bounce
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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still laughing!
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:15 pm
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Still waiting................!
Peter Taylor (62.6.250.107)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:21 pm
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Still no manager lads?
How about a new ground then?
No?
Oh well, still waiting......
Dean saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:52 pm
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Mansfield, - on a Tuesday night.........
boring (wan-222.1.rev.fr.colt.net - 213.41.1.222)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:54 pm
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Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 02:58 pm
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Agreed. Funny about four weeks ago.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.71)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 08:43 pm
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Still no manager.
Still no ground.
STILL IN THE FIRST DIVISION!!!!!!!!!!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 05, 2002 - 09:12 am
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still ••••••• pissing myself over this one.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
cheeseroll (imsbbcf05c.netvigator.com - 203.198.24.5)
Wednesday, June 05, 2002 - 03:31 pm
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remarkable that no team has won its last two world cup
games on the bounce.
DTES (www-cachec.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.54)
Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 10:20 am
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No, but you don't need to. Ireland to make the quarter's
without winning a game again, just like '90??
(Oh, and while I'm here, bounce??!! this is still hilarious)
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc014.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.154)
Saturday, June 08, 2002 - 07:18 pm
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like sam and the lads on their lap of honour, this one will
run and run
sad boyo (acb63387.ipt.aol.com - 172.182.51.135)
Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 02:27 pm
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I'm still waiting....................
DSIP (213.40.131.65)
Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 02:43 pm
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Boing!!!!
Bye bye, to division 2.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, June 10, 2002 - 12:49 pm
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hahahahahahahaha
Nathan Barley (212.117.228.131)
Monday, June 10, 2002 - 08:36 pm
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Still f**king funny.
Sam Hammam is a prick! (ac98450e.ipt.aol.com - 172.152.69.14)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:30 am
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Spot the ball?
Oh dear oh dear, it's in the sheepshaggers net,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Now fúck off back to the welsh league where you belong!
THE Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment! (webcacheh12a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.76)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:48 pm
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I can never remember being in the Welsh league to be honest
with you, and I can't see us leaving soon either. After all its
proper name encompasses English and Welsh in its name
(that's right I hear you shout).
Good luck for next season, I'm quite chuffed you boys went up,
because you are a banker to come straight back down.
THE Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment!
(Laughing all the way to the bookies! BOING!)
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 04:23 pm
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hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
Division 2 rubbish
Again
We'll never play you again
We'll never play you again
Cabby (dial-62-64-226-96.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.226.96)
Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 02:19 pm
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hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
Have they finished that lap yet?
hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
htfc-world.com (213.212.68.38)
Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 02:39 pm
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Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 04:57 pm
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hahahahahahahha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA (host213-122-6-141.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.6.141)
Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 10:45 am
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Will this ever stop being funny??
This even beats Taffy's legendary "just 5 minutes to go til we
crush your pathetic outfit" or whatever it was!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, June 17, 2002 - 06:53 am
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Ha Ha
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, June 17, 2002 - 10:55 am
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Back up to the top
Oh sorry that was us wasn't it.
And for all those that missed the lap of honour, Stoke are
the stripey chaps running round the ground....
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:01 am
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skewse me
LB Jefferies (host213-122-95-48.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.95.48)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:24 pm
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Superphil - you are the most boring poster on NSC. You never
contribute anything to any other threads except this one, and
all you can come up with is 'ha ha', 'hahahaha', etc.
Why bother? This thread ceased to be amusing ages ago.
Get a life you tedious @rse. What's the matter with you? Got
some sort of complex about the Welsh? Girlfriend been
shagging a Cardiff fan or something? Or perhaps you've just
got nothing else to say? Sad.
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc024.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.159)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:28 pm
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hohoho
)
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 12:25 pm
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Thanks Anne.
Storer68 (164.36.142.45)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 05:26 pm
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We're still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 06:21 pm
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how come we dont play cardiff next season? is it a miss
print on the fixture list?
The 10 shirt (webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.65)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 10:43 pm
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Sorry !!!! this IS still very amusing !!!
OH YES OH YESSSSSSSS
No stop it No stoppppppppppppp it
back to the top you go......CCFC have they all gone yet??
bet they still feel like a trout on the tesco fish counter...........
completely GUTTED
C H U C K L E
Bouncer (host2.ntl.com - 195.102.26.194)
Friday, June 21, 2002 - 11:06 am
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Woof!
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 05:51 pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 06:01 pm
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i was getting bored of this thread but then i thought fvck it
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The Open (host62-7-74-175.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.74.175)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 11:10 pm
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I'm amazed this thread is still up and running. I thought
you'd all be talking about the plans for your new ground. I
know it's 3 years away minimum, and it may still turn out to be
pie in the sky, but nevertheless I thouight you'd be talking
about it.
Either that, or I thought you'd be talking about your new
manager. You must have one by now, surely?
No ground, no manager. Same old story.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha
PS: Has your grandstand come back off holiday yet?
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:11 pm
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ha
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-td022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.48.157)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:25 pm
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Archive photo of Sam And The Lads setting off on the ill-fated
Lap Of Honour...
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:17 pm
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At last, the lap of honour has started and here's the pictuires
to prove it
Cardiff fans celebrate staying in Division 2 with a lap of honour
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:10 pm
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Sorry Mr (or Mrs) LB Jeffries.
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:18 pm
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i'm going to enjoy coming on this msg board on a saturday
night highlighting your own clubs failings to you as you seem
so ready to highlight ours. there was nothing but a point to
stop us going up this season and a couple of you, your no
better than any other side that was in div 2 last season your
going to be found out this coming season.
Sneaky George (spider-loh-td043.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.48.168)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:43 pm
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whatever we do this season Mr Bird we will still be above u!!!!
GT (spider-mtc-td073.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.183)
Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 08:38 pm
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What was this thread all about again?
Who are Cardiff?
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 08:44 pm
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and when you fail to go up next season we will still be laughing.
face it you.re sh1t and you know you are.
Q whats the best way waste 9 million?
A invest it in a sh1t football team.
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 12:24 am
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Eddie the Seagull (acba5d1d.ipt.aol.com - 172.186.93.29)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 04:01 am
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Please..............stop.................I can't take much more of this
wicked humour.....
Bluebird - have you got any more original pics/jokes? This is
brilliant...... you should join the comedy club right now.....
Oh, sorry, I forgot you are already a member - of the genital
kind as well as CCFC.......
What a wheeze.........can't wait for the next one - email me
here with it first please: Here...
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 11:44 am
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He He
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 05:00 pm
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Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 05:47 pm
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....And I'm A Cardiff fan!!!!!!
Dirty Caveman (async88-10.nas.onetel.net.uk - 212.67.106.88)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 09:33 pm
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Achtung Baby (host213-123-53-151.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.53.151)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 09:54 pm
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I suppose you lot were bound to keep this old chestnut roasting
away through the summer months being as you have no new
manager, no new players and no new ground to talk about.
Llap of Honour (213.251.134.185)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 11:42 pm
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OK, it´s a deal - we'll stop bouncing this up to the top when
WE get a new manager, some new players and a new ground
to talk about ...
... and YOU get into the first division.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:12 pm
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The only thing left on this board with anything going for it.
He hE
Anonymous (webport-cl6-cache3.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.120.56.41)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:19 pm
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Superphil, this is getting dull. In fact this was dull after the
first 2 weeks. Either you are a boring simpleton or you are the
sort of person who licks the windows of Sunshine coaches.
Do something less boring instead. Like stamp collecting or
train spotting.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:42 pm
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You know, I think you're right, I've just realised how dull
this is. I am a boring simpleton, I keep looking at the
internet during my lunchtime, I think I'll stop now and get a
life.
Sorry to all those of you who still find this funny but I have
now come to my senses, it is purile, juvenile and childish.
I think I'll see if I can hook up with FG, he seems like a
decent sort of chap.
Bye
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc051.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.171)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 01:08 pm
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Gotta agree with you there Superphil - this thread is purile,
juvenile and childish
AND FUNNY AS FCUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)
Storer68 - Falmer ForThe Double Champions (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 01:22 pm
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It's almost as dull as talking about all these DIVISION
ONE GAMES WE'VE GOT COMING UP
Now when do we next play Cardiff?
ooooooh about 2050 at the rate they're going.
Falmer? When Exactly? (62.6.250.107)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 02:26 pm
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Divsion One relegation battles you mean?
Still no new manager then? Or new players? New ground
still years away? Oh dear.....
dtg (213.212.68.38)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 02:48 pm
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at least we are there you welsh twat
<b>Laugh? I Nearly Did..... (62.6.250.107)
Cheshire Dolphin (callisto.chester.ac.uk - 195.195.128.249)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 01:12 pm
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The fuuniest quote of the season?
Probably.
What I would have given to have been there.
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 01:17 pm
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A broken arm and couple of teeth probably.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 04:05 pm
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gezza (193.113.57.167)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 04:07 pm
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Instead the announcement was
"ladies and gentlemen we would like to congratulate stoke
on there success"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.157)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 06:16 pm
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Boing!
To the top!
All Summer long!
This one's for Taffy!
) ) ) ) ) ) )
FWL (host62-7-55-180.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.55.180)
Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 09:59 pm
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And they took Earnshaw off just minutes before Stoke scored
their first goal. Another case of premature substitution.
Or was it that his spaceship was ready to leave?
Laugh, I nearly bought my own beer!
There's people on the pitch, they think it's all over, it is now!
Lewes Seagull (acb4a4f7.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.164.247)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 02:04 am
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BOING!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta012.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.152)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 04:35 pm
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BOING! BOING!
gerald (webport-cl4-cache5.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.1.45.2)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 08:14 pm
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boing boing boing
gerald (webport-cl4-cache5.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.1.45.2)
Friday, May 03, 2002 - 08:14 pm
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boing boing boing
Comedy Steve (host217-34-70-115.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.34.70.115)
Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 04:46 pm
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Are you sure the announcer didn't say, "LACK of honour?"
That would be much more in keeping, surely
Cheshire Dophin (modem-196-44-60-62.vip.uk.com - 62.60.44.196)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:03 am
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"The fuuniest quote of the season?" - Probably.
The funniest - definitely.
Lewes Seagull (acbad27e.ipt.aol.com - 172.186.210.126)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:44 am
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laughing @ taffy
DTES (host62-7-85-137.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.85.137)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 11:48 am
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Boingy boing. This'll be at the top for a long time
Randy Steggull (webcachem05b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.194.15)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:39 pm
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Fantaffstic quote.
Boing that mutha.
Uncle Grovers (host217-35-4-4.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.35.4.4)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 02:44 pm
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Well, they can still do a lap of something or other, surely?
Maybe they can all have a sheep on their lap?
Danny Seagull (host213-123-41-129.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.41.129)
Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 08:42 pm
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LOL! This is gonna be boinged all Summer long.
CAN YOU HEAR THE TAFFIES SING? NO, NOOOO
jmsc (acb45d46.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.93.70)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:06 am
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Up you go!
Randy Steggull (webcacheb09a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.168.171)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:57 pm
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For Sale or Swap:
1 lap of honour, unboxed but unused, bit Welsh hence bargain
price. May swap for blow-up-troll with stinky bridge.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:07 pm
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Get this thread to somewhere new for Cardiff .....THE TOP!!!.....
LMAO
marvin (cache-wit-hsi.cableinet.co.uk - 62.30.192.1)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 07:01 pm
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Enjoy Cheltenham next term!
GT (spider-mtc-td032.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.162)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:50 pm
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thank you Cardiff, you've really given the 2nd div a
laugh
Timber-BHA (spider-loh-tb072.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.33.182)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:54 pm
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lap of honour for qualifying for next season's LDV and the first
round of the FA Cup perhaps
GT (spider-mtc-td032.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.162)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:56 pm
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Never mind..
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:07 pm
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AND back to the top!!!
Raphael Meade (m417-mp1-cvx2a.lan.ntl.com - 62.252.177.161)
Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:39 pm
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boing boing ••••••• boing
Lewes Seagull (acb40978.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.9.120)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 03:00 am
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boing
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 04:15 pm
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Up to the top of the League We Go
except in Cardiff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storer68 - Falmer For The Double Champions (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 04:52 pm
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I see that Taffy has just seeen the light and got an Albion away
shirt
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew04b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.74)
Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 09:05 pm
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Back to the top......least we forget!!!!
DTES (www-cachec.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.54)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 10:47 am
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Wow. This got dangerously low. Boing
Anne_On_A_Mouse (cache-loh-ae02.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.49.8)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:42 pm
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When are the Division 2 fixtures out Taffy?
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:52 pm
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They'll be out just after the lap of honour has finished!!!!!!!
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:59 pm
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Where do you think MASSIVE cardiff town will finish next year?
I'll plump for 7th.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.72)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:15 pm
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Never mind Cardiff, you might draw us in the FA Cup next
season. That's if you SURVIVE till the 3rd round!!!
Unigeeza (213.40.131.65)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:30 pm
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I am going on tour to the cardiff web site / chat board for a bit
of fun. I only know the offical one so if you can tell me of the
unoffical message board that would be great.
All NSC contributors feel free to join me there.
We can then paste the replys here just to laugh at how bitter
they are..... I could do this all summer!!!
Uncle Grovers (host217-35-27-10.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 217.35.27.10)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:05 pm
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Unigeeza, try Sheep Web
Dirty (async168-1.nas.onetel.net.uk - 212.67.97.168)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:23 pm
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Extract From The Latest Mills and Boon Novel....With
writing like this there really is no need for pictures! Or is there
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the
evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy,
musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside
the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the
weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most
romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have
her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of
dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was
waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching
organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully
inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the
wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.
Although inexperienced, she approached every change of
position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I
withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual
tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax,
it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment
we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too
quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp
grass.
As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted
into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still
entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly,
and whispered assuringly how good she had been. She tenderly
and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, 'Baaa'
and rejoined the flock.
fake slim (host213-122-172-87.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.172.87)
Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:57 pm
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hehehe
very VERY good
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:26 am
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It has just been posted on the cardiff message board. Do you
think they can take a joke??
very very funny but also very factual of their culture
Search Party (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:30 am
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That's very very funny is it? My oh my, you're easily amused!
Shall we start the 'queer' jokes? Even things up a bit?
Better still, take a wander down to Withdean and have a look at
your stadium. That's the best joke in the Football League.
Anyone heard from Peter Taylor recently
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:34 am
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Peter Taylor was last seen in Cardiff last week.
Apparently he was about to sign an £8m contract when he took
one look at your players and realised he'd actually have to
mould a team of his own in order to win anything, so he turned
the job down.
Cabby (dial-62-64-162-152.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.162.152)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:37 am
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Sorry mate but I'm afraid the best joke in the football league is that the most expensive team of misfits in the 2nd Division, couldn't even make the play off final.
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 10:57 am
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Well done cabby, they truly are the biggest joke of the football
league. Even they cannot deny it.
"Please stay off the pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the lads
can do a lap of honour"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It is classic
CCFC - The Futures Bright! (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:25 am
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Wait until the likes of Wolves, Derby, Leicester, Palace, etc, set
eyes on the Withdean 'Stadium' next season. They'll laugh their
boll@cks off!
Mind you, I suppose you'll play teams such as those at midnight
on Sundays, or 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, or some equally
ridiculous time designed to keep visiting fans away.
After all, you've got to keep the local residents happy, eh lads?
It's a fair question though. Now you have moved up a division,
how many games will the local authorities actually allow you to
play on Saturdays? Four? Five? Six?
And how many years will it be exactly until you've actually got
a football ground to call your own? Three? Four? Five? Six?
How long will you be able to sustain First Division football at
the Withdean with crowds of just 6,800 and no TV revenue?
A year? Two years? Three years?
Keep laughing lads. He who laughs last.....
unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:34 am
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I am going to treasure this moment for a long time.
Even so i hate to say it, but CCFC does have a point regarding
the games being played and what days they will be played on.
Main games of interest are palarse,leicester,millwall,derby
which all could be difficult games.
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:40 am
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I don't know about laughing last but I do know I'll be pìssing
myself when 4,000 of us are singing and enjoying ourselves at
impressive Molineux in August while thinking of Cardiff's
huge away support (700ish) busy fighting each other for a
space at the pìsser in the portakabin that passes as a bog in
the away end at pretty little Cheltenham.
Cabby (dial-62-64-162-152.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.162.152)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:41 am
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How many years before you clamber out of Division 2? Seven?
Eight? Nine? How many years before you stop buying useless
expensive players? Seven? Eight? Nine? How many years
before you do laugh last?......................
Ha
H#A#P#P#Y (62.6.250.107)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:14 pm
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Now let me see. We currently have the following:
1) A football ground that holds 21,000.
2) Enough fans to fill it (fickle though many of them are).
3) Very good prospects of new ground that will hold 30,000
(to start with).
4) A rich chairman who is prepared to spend shedloads of
money in order to make the club a success and himself a
bucket-load of cash into the bargain.
5) No need to sell our best players to make ends meet.
6) An experienced manager with a proven track record who
knows his way around the lower leagues and has plenty of
valuable contacts in the higher divisions.
This season we missed out on promotion by just one point,
despite the fact that we had an idiot in charge of the team for
most of the campaign. It would've been remarkable if we'd
have managed to get promoted with the handicap that was
Alan Cork, but amazingly we still came very close.
During the summer there are likely to be plenty of changes at
Ninian Park as the new manager (who has a record of just one
defeat in fifteen matches since he took over) sorts out the
mess that the previous job-holder left behind.
Several of Cork's hopeless big-money signings will be released
on free transfers just to ease the wage bill. It has been
suggested that as many as 12 players could be leaving the
club soon.
The signings that Lawrence has made since he took over are
Campbell (£900,000, former England Under-21 international,
has already scored plaenty o goals for us), Croft
(left-back on loan from Premiership Ipswich Town) and Bywater
(England Under-21 interantional goalkeeper who is being linked
with a permanent move this week).
Plenty of grounds for optimism there I would suggest. It doesn't
look like Lawrence will do a Cork and spend silly money on
rubbish players. Now, I'm not going to say that we'll
run away with the Second Division next season, but our
prospects for promotion are clear for all to see. Don't be
surprised if we're the bookies' favourites come August.
So, what about the mighty Albion then. What about the team
whose fans keep flooding our message boards with claims
that they are a bigger club than us. What have they got?
1) First Division football, although that won't make any
difference to the finances because they already fill their rented
6,800 capacity ground anyway.
2) A brilliant young striker who has just been included in the
England Under-21 squad. Almost certain to be sold soon in
order to balance the books.
3) Faint hopes of a new ground to built sometime in the distant
future, although the local council don't look too keen on the
idea at all.
4) Very little money available to strengthen their small and
unimpressive squad.
5) No manager. Yet again.
How long can they hope to sustain First Division football with
that little lot? Can Brighton & Hove Albion possibly maintain
progress with no ground, no money and no manager? We'll see.
If Brighton as a club has such a bright future, how come three
managers and a first team coach have walked away at the
earliest opportunity during the last few years?
Bet you can't wait for the new season. Should be great fun
visiting the likes of Wolves, Derby, Leicester, Palace, etc,
week after week. And getting beat week after week.
Maybe you'd better get the thermals ready. Could be a long,
cold winter.........
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:30 pm
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Yeah, but,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bluenwhite (filter3.brick.proxy.easynet.net - 212.135.1.57)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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lol get a life you gimp we dont
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:40 pm
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You have to laugh. Why do Cardiff fans assume we'll lose every
week? We *still* have King Bobby, we *are* in division 1, we
play at a fortress (that his jokers haven't scored at in
3 attempts), Falmer has yet to be derailed, we have lured two
of the best managers in the game to our club in recent times
(unlike his lot).
The bottom line is that the worst that can happen is that by the
end of the season, we'll be as bad Cardiff are now.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:16 pm
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Oh, and
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:03 pm
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Oh, and
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Yeadingull (pineapple.ulcc.wwwcache.ja.net - 194.82.103.43)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:13 pm
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in deo fideum floreat hova.
Virmin (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:22 pm
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Saaaammy aaaand the Boyo's doing aaaa laaap of honour
BaaaaaaaaaaaHahahahahahahahahahahaha
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We do know how to tellll aaaa gooooooddd JOKE in
Waaaails BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Not so much a Blue Bird more like a bunch or is that a
FLOCK of DoDo's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew03b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.73)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:16 pm
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OMG....questions from Cardiff fans posted on here asking how
Albion will fare in a higher division next season. Predicting that
we will struggle all season and doubting that we will
survive. Sounds familiar doesn't it? Just like last summer!
Mind you they got TWO things right then. 1. We didn't STAY in
division two. 2. We are now in DIFFERENT DIVISIONS!!
Keep laughing Cardiff fans. And enjoy Cheltenham and rond
1 of the FA Cup.
The Laughing Gnome (host213-123-77-65.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.77.65)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:54 pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You're manager walked out even though you won the
championship. AGAIN! YET ANOTHER ONE!
Horton! Adams! Taylor! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
They obviously know plenty that you suckers don't!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No ground and no manager.
Ha ha ha ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho ha ha ha!
New ground? Only a matter of time? Falmer? HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
You gotta be joking, right?!? HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Randy Steggull (webcacheb08a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.168.170)
Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:55 pm
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Looks like the airs getting pretty thin down there in division
two.
w@nker (m100-mp1-cvx1a.edi.ntl.com - 62.253.4.100)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 12:04 am
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w@nker
Cheshire Dolphin (modem-154-56-60-62.vip.uk.com - 62.60.56.154)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 02:19 am
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Boing.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 09:41 am
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I can't get the "the big day is here and we aint' coming for a
poxy point" thread to go back to the top so this thread has to
be up top forever.
Oh yeah,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tb064.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.33.179)
Friday, May 10, 2002 - 07:35 pm
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bouncy-bouncy over the animals
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta072.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.182)
Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 12:31 pm
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Thought Rocket Man played a blinder in Preston Park on
Saturday night
FWL (host213-123-62-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.62.148)
Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 11:32 pm
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HAPPY - did you compose your posting while you were waiting
for the Lap of Honour to start?
Or were you writing it while we were busy 'fluking' our second,
repeat, second Championship in a row.
All that money down the drain 'cos you're still in Div 2.
It's nice to know you're here....now •••• off!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:03 pm
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hahahahahahahahaha
Dean Saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:26 pm
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Just got back from holiday. Can anyone tell me how Cardiff
got on in the play-offs?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:35 pm
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Boing.....back to the top.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGUUUUULLLLSS!!
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:51 pm
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You want to know how cardiff got on in the play offs eh.
That massive club Cardiff are still in division 2 due to a 90th
minute equaliser from stoke and then a deflected free kick in
extra time. It is not just that they are in division 2 it is
the way they managed to stay there.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and they might lose uncle sam
ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah hahhahah hah ha
Dean Saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 03:00 pm
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Thanks Unigeeza, - great news. I don't suppose there were
any premature celebrations before the 90th minute equalizer
were there?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 03:28 pm
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A lap of honour maybe
? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
DSIP (212.74.25.16)
Monday, May 13, 2002 - 04:25 pm
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What? A lap of honour for Sam & the lads for staying in
division 2?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:30 am
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BOING
DSIP (212.74.25.16)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 12:35 pm
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Looks as though C*ntdiff have finally won something, &
they'll be out celebrating. Lock up your farmyard animals to
be on the safe side!
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 01:17 pm
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I heard this really funny joke the other day...the only thing is
all I can remember is the punch line.....
.....CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB.....
....it was really hilarious......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGUUUUUUULLLSSS!!!!
BOING
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.71)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:12 pm
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BOING
Sheffield Seagull © (cache-bra.cableinet.co.uk - 194.117.133.84)
Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 09:14 pm
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LOL - Even cardiff people think Cardiff City are •••••, now
thats funny!!!!
South Stand Chat
GT (spider-to042.proxy.aol.com - 152.163.204.62)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:38 am
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It is very funny.....
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 11:52 am
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gedupthere
Earnshaw - ITS THERE! (62.6.250.107)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:15 pm
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How many Brighton strikers have scored a winning goal on
their international debut against Germany?
GET IN THERE!
Wales 1 Germany 0 (Robert Earnshaw (Cardiff City), 46 mins).
Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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Fair dos, Earnshaw. We'd be equally proud if that was one of
our players even though Germany were a shadow of the side
that they have been recently.
No doubt your message board is littered with "Earnshaw is
better than Zamora" type guff after this performance despite
two seasons of evidence to the contrary.
Anonymous (spider-loh-tc022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.157)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 02:28 pm
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Peter Ward scored a hatrick on his England debut!!!
Albion Rob (webcacheh07a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.71)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 02:46 pm
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Not wanting to take anything away from Earnshaw's
achievement, but were the Germans really trying last night?
If I was in a World Cup squad there's no way I'd be risking my
summer on a friendly in Wales.
As for all the other guff about how we are going to stay in first
division, think about this:
The first division is very poor. Apart from the top five or six
clubs, most of the sides will be not a lot better than some of
the better sides in Div 2. Look at Millwall's success and
Rotherham's easy survival. Christ, even Wallsall stayed up.
The fact of the matter is that many of the clubs in that division
are crippled by debts. Look at Forest, less than a quarter
of a century ago they were European Champions. I would even
go as far as to say that if you played a representative match
and between 2001/2002 div 1 and 2 teams, if you excluded
the Man City players, i reckon Div 2 would win. Handsomely.
This, all you Blueturds, is why we are going to survive.
Unfortunately for Cardiff, with all their posturing and
mouthing off and getting other teams backs up, making away
matches tough for their team, the best they can hope for is the
playoffs, will there be a lap of honour this time? I don't think so!
A Taffy, But Not THE Taffy (62.6.250.107)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:10 pm
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Rob, the Germans had three booked, Wales two, it was an
'enthusiastic' contest to say the least, and the Germans
certainly didn't like it up 'em. Make no mistake, they were doing
their level best to win and they did hit the woodwork twice.
Wales were just excellent on the night, Savage, Speed and
Earnshaw in particular (Giggs was quiet and was actually rated
as the least effective Welsh player in our local papers today).
As for the posturing and mouthing off by City fans, maybe
you're not aware but the cardiff boards are regularly full of
Albion fans posturing and mouthing off. When we got beat by
Stoke there were more Brighton fans on our sites than Stoke.
And there are anti-Cardiff threads started on here almost
every day.
It goes both ways. I think too many of your fans got fooled by
whoever this Taffy @rse was when he was posting on here.
I'm amazed anyone believed he was a Cardiff fan when he
was so obviously a wind-up merchant.
That said, you have got a sh!t ground! And no manager!
And Zamora will be off soon! And you'll go down next season!
And, oh, you know rest already!
Albion Rob (webcacheh07a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.71)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:21 pm
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I'm not so sure about your theories.
We have made cyber friends(?) with a few of your supporters,
Quint being the bloke that springs to mind. Fair point, I admit
to havng a look at your message board and having a
laugh after the Stoke game.
That said, Taffy is certainly not the only one, there are plenty
of yours, as I am sure there are plenty of ours, who go around giving it the big 'I am'.
As far as your international success last night is concerned,
Well Done. You beat a reasonable German side. Congratulations.
See you in Japan and Ko....ooops sorry. Maybe not.
As for your points about us.
1) Yup, our ground is terrible, mind you, I'd rather have a
bad ground that we win at all the time than a super stadium
and keep losing there. I sometimes think that our home
record is a worthy trade off for the dump we have to put up
with. Remember, we would rather be at Falmer, away fans
always think it hurts us when they slate Withers,
NEWSFLASH: It's awful, but it's better than Gillingham.
2) Nah, we've got at least another season of Bobby inflicting
marvellous goals, intelligent runs, power headers, sublime
skill and about 25 goals a season on us!
3) As far as relegation is concerned, there are plenty of worse
sides in that division than us, we may not go up again, but
we will stay up, mark my words.
Bemused (public1-brig4-3-cust79.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.0.153.79)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:34 pm
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Who are Cardiff City FC anyway??, the name rings a bell but
I just can't place them!? Are they a football club or something?
If so what division do they currently play in?
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:40 pm
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I think they play in a Welsh league...I heard that they lost to
Pontypool....or....Aberystwyth or was it a sheep.....
BOING
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 04:07 pm
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Latest reports state that the entire england squad have come
down with an illness, which has meant they are unable to
travel to Japan....
....this mysterious illness has, as yet, not been identified,
however, it has affected nearly every English player with the
exception of 22 and a young lad named Bobby Zamora....
....it is still unclear how the players became ill, but there have
been reports of masked men wearing blue and white shirts,
who have been selling off SEAGULL meat to the restaurants
where all english players have recently eaten...
....it is believed that this meat could have been the cause of
the outbreak....
....Bobby Zamora who recently made his debut with the
under 21 side, who have had to pull out of the tournament
in Switzerland, is said to be over the moon with the decision
to call him up to the squad and is expected to play a major
role in the English World Cup Squad....
....Fortunately all english players effected by this outbreak are
expected to recover by August....
....Unfortunately a similar outbreak has meant that all Welsh
players will no longer be able to play and indeed Cardiff City
Players and all those associated with Cardiff are expected to
lose all footballing capabilties (no change there then)....
NEWS JUST IN....a batch of seagull meat on its way to
Crystal Palace has recently been intercepted by the police.....
thealbionfan (193.130.174.114)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 08:01 am
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BOING
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 09:11 am
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Earnshaw's Ugly
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 09:55 am
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I was watching the European cup Final last night, and after
the game had finished there was a lot of men in football shirts
running around the pitch.
I bet that's never happened in Cardiff.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lewes Seagull (acb4fc74.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.252.116)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 02:55 am
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Latest news is: Baaaardiff have won the Micky Mouse cup.
Don't think that this tea cup applies to the English 1st. Division,
correct me if I'm wrong!
Ha Ha Ha Ha, after all the abuse you've given us this season....
.........
.....retribution is sweet!!!!
We may not do well this season, but at least we qualified
without Shams money!
Ha Ha Ha!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 07:55 am
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ahem, and for those of you who haven't read the beginning of
this post for a while, I strongly reccomend you do, it is
absolutly fcuking hilarious!
Unigeeza (212.74.26.4)
Friday, May 17, 2002 - 08:55 am
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Anyone see the report on cardiff and sam hamman on BBC
news24, it is better than candid camara.
Also maybe we should send a tape of the cardiff stoke game
to you been framed. Im sure it fill the the whole program and
have viewers in fits of laughter.
If there are any bardiff supporter on here please feel free to
change clubs ( not ours though) as you now are going down
hill. Sam will leave as the media will have a field day after
the bbc program exposes you as a don and instigator of
violence.
"Please stay off the pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the
lads can do a lap of honour"
Remember if you are down then just think of these word
and any day will be brightened. All those cardiff fans
expecting and then at the last minute..............
A C Gull (dialup.62-172-22-185.tesco.net - 62.172.22.185)
Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 08:26 pm
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Definitely the highlight of last season!!!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tf052.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.50.172)
Sunday, May 19, 2002 - 05:50 pm
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Will we hear the mighty announcement "Please stay off the
pitch at the final whistle so Sam and the lads can do a lap of
honour" on Hooligans at 21:00 on BBC2 tonight?
Tapes at the ready...
superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, May 20, 2002 - 10:54 am
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upyergo
Shelton Seagull (wwwcache3-ext.staffs.ac.uk - 194.66.175.72)
Monday, May 20, 2002 - 04:33 pm
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After last nights programme should this be changed to
"Please stay off the pitch so Sam and his Soul Crew lads
can kick your f*cking heads in outside the ground after
finishing our champagne lunch"
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, May 21, 2002 - 02:40 pm
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hahahahahahahaha
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, May 21, 2002 - 04:48 pm
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Are they still waiting
? SEAGULL ON THE WING (ac8550cd.ipt.aol.com - 172.133.80.205)
Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 01:04 pm
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Cardiff go on about their new manager and how great he is-er
where is his home town-sorry-city-yep Brighton.
Also about how much money they can squeeze out of that
Lebanese camel jockey-did'nt do them much good this season
did it,they spent more than all the teams in the 2nd division
and could'nt even get through the play-offs.
"PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE 1ST DIVISION,SAM AND THE BOYS
WANT TO DO A CR@P OF HONOUR!!
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-ta071.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.32.181)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 05:34 pm
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Will Sam and the lads have finished the lap of honour in
time to attend the beach footie this weekend does anybody
know?
pat (public1-brig5-4-cust219.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.3.75.219)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 06:57 pm
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noddy (spider-loh-tf043.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.50.168)
Monday, May 27, 2002 - 08:23 pm
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Classic
DTES (www-cachea.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.52)
Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 12:58 pm
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Nice one Pat. Think I'll bounce this again...
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 12:14 pm
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hahaha
Dean saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 12:37 pm
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Boing!!!
Ha ha ha.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 12:27 pm
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still not bored with this
pat (public1-brig5-4-cust219.brig.broadband.ntl.com - 80.3.75.219)
Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 03:42 pm
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bounce
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 12:32 pm
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still laughing!
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:15 pm
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Still waiting................!
Peter Taylor (62.6.250.107)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:21 pm
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Still no manager lads?
How about a new ground then?
No?
Oh well, still waiting......
Dean saunders Invisible Pants (212.74.25.16)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:52 pm
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Mansfield, - on a Tuesday night.........
boring (wan-222.1.rev.fr.colt.net - 213.41.1.222)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:54 pm
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Simster (relay6.westlb.co.uk - 212.124.229.1)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 02:58 pm
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Agreed. Funny about four weeks ago.
Blue throughnthrough (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.198.71)
Friday, May 31, 2002 - 08:43 pm
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Still no manager.
Still no ground.
STILL IN THE FIRST DIVISION!!!!!!!!!!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 05, 2002 - 09:12 am
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still ••••••• pissing myself over this one.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
cheeseroll (imsbbcf05c.netvigator.com - 203.198.24.5)
Wednesday, June 05, 2002 - 03:31 pm
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remarkable that no team has won its last two world cup
games on the bounce.
DTES (www-cachec.soton.ac.uk - 152.78.128.54)
Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 10:20 am
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No, but you don't need to. Ireland to make the quarter's
without winning a game again, just like '90??
(Oh, and while I'm here, bounce??!! this is still hilarious)
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc014.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.154)
Saturday, June 08, 2002 - 07:18 pm
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like sam and the lads on their lap of honour, this one will
run and run
sad boyo (acb63387.ipt.aol.com - 172.182.51.135)
Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 02:27 pm
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I'm still waiting....................
DSIP (213.40.131.65)
Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 02:43 pm
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Boing!!!!
Bye bye, to division 2.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, June 10, 2002 - 12:49 pm
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hahahahahahahaha
Nathan Barley (212.117.228.131)
Monday, June 10, 2002 - 08:36 pm
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Still f**king funny.
Sam Hammam is a prick! (ac98450e.ipt.aol.com - 172.152.69.14)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:30 am
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Spot the ball?
Oh dear oh dear, it's in the sheepshaggers net,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Now fúck off back to the welsh league where you belong!
THE Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment! (webcacheh12a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.76)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:48 pm
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I can never remember being in the Welsh league to be honest
with you, and I can't see us leaving soon either. After all its
proper name encompasses English and Welsh in its name
(that's right I hear you shout).
Good luck for next season, I'm quite chuffed you boys went up,
because you are a banker to come straight back down.
THE Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment!
(Laughing all the way to the bookies! BOING!)
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 04:23 pm
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hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
Division 2 rubbish
Again
We'll never play you again
We'll never play you again
Cabby (dial-62-64-226-96.access.uk.tiscali.com - 62.64.226.96)
Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 02:19 pm
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hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
Have they finished that lap yet?
hahahahahahhahhahahahaha
htfc-world.com (213.212.68.38)
Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 02:39 pm
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Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 04:57 pm
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hahahahahahahha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA (host213-122-6-141.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.6.141)
Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 10:45 am
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Will this ever stop being funny??
This even beats Taffy's legendary "just 5 minutes to go til we
crush your pathetic outfit" or whatever it was!
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, June 17, 2002 - 06:53 am
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Ha Ha
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, June 17, 2002 - 10:55 am
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Back up to the top
Oh sorry that was us wasn't it.
And for all those that missed the lap of honour, Stoke are
the stripey chaps running round the ground....
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:01 am
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skewse me
LB Jefferies (host213-122-95-48.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.122.95.48)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:24 pm
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Superphil - you are the most boring poster on NSC. You never
contribute anything to any other threads except this one, and
all you can come up with is 'ha ha', 'hahahaha', etc.
Why bother? This thread ceased to be amusing ages ago.
Get a life you tedious @rse. What's the matter with you? Got
some sort of complex about the Welsh? Girlfriend been
shagging a Cardiff fan or something? Or perhaps you've just
got nothing else to say? Sad.
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc024.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.159)
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:28 pm
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hohoho
)
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 12:25 pm
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Thanks Anne.
Storer68 (164.36.142.45)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 05:26 pm
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We're still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 06:21 pm
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how come we dont play cardiff next season? is it a miss
print on the fixture list?
The 10 shirt (webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk - 195.92.67.65)
Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 10:43 pm
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Sorry !!!! this IS still very amusing !!!
OH YES OH YESSSSSSSS
No stop it No stoppppppppppppp it
back to the top you go......CCFC have they all gone yet
?? bet they still feel like a trout on the tesco fish counter...........
completely GUTTED
C H U C K L E
Bouncer (host2.ntl.com - 195.102.26.194)
Friday, June 21, 2002 - 11:06 am
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Woof!
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 05:51 pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 06:01 pm
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i was getting bored of this thread but then i thought fvck it
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The Open (host62-7-74-175.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 62.7.74.175)
Monday, June 24, 2002 - 11:10 pm
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I'm amazed this thread is still up and running. I thought
you'd all be talking about the plans for your new ground. I
know it's 3 years away minimum, and it may still turn out to be
pie in the sky, but nevertheless I thouight you'd be talking
about it.
Either that, or I thought you'd be talking about your new
manager. You must have one by now, surely?
No ground, no manager. Same old story.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha
PS: Has your grandstand come back off holiday yet?
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:11 pm
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ha
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-td022.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.48.157)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 12:25 pm
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Archive photo of Sam And The Lads setting off on the ill-fated
Lap Of Honour...
Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:17 pm
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At last, the lap of honour has started and here's the pictuires
to prove it
Cardiff fans celebrate staying in Division 2 with a lap of honour
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:28 pm
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nice to see the bardiff fans now go to football with there wifes.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:10 pm
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Sorry Mr (or Mrs) LB Jeffries.
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:18 pm
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i'm going to enjoy coming on this msg board on a saturday
night highlighting your own clubs failings to you as you seem
so ready to highlight ours. there was nothing but a point to
stop us going up this season and a couple of you, your no
better than any other side that was in div 2 last season your
going to be found out this coming season.
Sneaky George (spider-loh-td043.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.48.168)
Friday, June 28, 2002 - 04:43 pm
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whatever we do this season Mr Bird we will still be above u!!!!
GT (spider-mtc-td073.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.104.183)
Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 08:38 pm
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What was this thread all about again?
Who are Cardiff?
pat (inktomi2-btn.server.ntl.com - 80.3.64.5)
Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 08:44 pm
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and when you fail to go up next season we will still be laughing.
face it you.re sh1t and you know you are.
Q whats the best way waste 9 million?
A invest it in a sh1t football team.
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 12:24 am
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Eddie the Seagull (acba5d1d.ipt.aol.com - 172.186.93.29)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 04:01 am
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Please..............stop.................I can't take much more of this
wicked humour.....
Bluebird - have you got any more original pics/jokes? This is
brilliant...... you should join the comedy club right now.....
Oh, sorry, I forgot you are already a member - of the genital
kind as well as CCFC.......
What a wheeze.........can't wait for the next one - email me
here with it first please: Here...
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 11:44 am
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He He
bluebirdfan (inktomi3-cdf.server.ntl.com - 62.252.32.6)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 05:00 pm
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Storer68 (164.36.142.217)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 05:47 pm
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....And I'm A Cardiff fan!!!!!!
Dirty Caveman (async88-10.nas.onetel.net.uk - 212.67.106.88)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 09:33 pm
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Achtung Baby (host213-123-53-151.in-addr.btopenworld.com - 213.123.53.151)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 09:54 pm
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I suppose you lot were bound to keep this old chestnut roasting
away through the summer months being as you have no new
manager, no new players and no new ground to talk about.
Llap of Honour (213.251.134.185)
Monday, July 01, 2002 - 11:42 pm
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OK, it´s a deal - we'll stop bouncing this up to the top when
WE get a new manager, some new players and a new ground
to talk about ...
... and YOU get into the first division.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:12 pm
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The only thing left on this board with anything going for it.
He hE
Anonymous (webport-cl6-cache3.ilford.mdip.bt.net - 213.120.56.41)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:19 pm
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Superphil, this is getting dull. In fact this was dull after the
first 2 weeks. Either you are a boring simpleton or you are the
sort of person who licks the windows of Sunshine coaches.
Do something less boring instead. Like stamp collecting or
train spotting.
Superphil (212.42.175.105)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 12:42 pm
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You know, I think you're right, I've just realised how dull
this is. I am a boring simpleton, I keep looking at the
internet during my lunchtime, I think I'll stop now and get a
life.
Sorry to all those of you who still find this funny but I have
now come to my senses, it is purile, juvenile and childish.
I think I'll see if I can hook up with FG, he seems like a
decent sort of chap.
Bye
Anne_On_A_Mouse (spider-loh-tc051.proxy.aol.com - 195.93.34.171)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 01:08 pm
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Gotta agree with you there Superphil - this thread is purile,
juvenile and childish
AND FUNNY AS FCUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)
Storer68 - Falmer ForThe Double Champions (164.36.142.217)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 01:22 pm
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It's almost as dull as talking about all these DIVISION
ONE GAMES WE'VE GOT COMING UP
Now when do we next play Cardiff
? ooooooh about 2050 at the rate they're going.
Falmer? When Exactly
? (62.6.250.107) Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 02:26 pm
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Divsion One relegation battles you mean?
Still no new manager then? Or new players? New ground
still years away? Oh dear.....
dtg (213.212.68.38)
Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 02:48 pm
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at least we are there you welsh twat
<b>Laugh? I Nearly Did..... (62.6.250.107)