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If you could change part of your body...



Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,108
Toronto
...what would you change?

I'd make my bollocks internal organs, I see no good reason why they should be dangling between my legs looking like a dead chicken.
 




deletebeepbeepbeep

deletebeepbeepbeep

Well-known member
May 12, 2009
21,811
Are you Karl Pilkington?

Actually, he suggested keeping your bollocks behind your ears so that they stay cool.

I'd have an owl kneck so I can see 360 degrees.
 


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Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,836
Uffern
Badger said:
I'd make my bollocks internal organs, I see no good reason why they should be dangling between my legs looking like a dead chicken.
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It's because their function is to produce sperm and temperatures within the body would be too high. For maximum production, the bollocks need slightly lower temperatures
 




Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,968
Surrey
I'd turn my cock into a pair of wings.

I've always liked the idea of being able to fly and now that I'm married, it's not like my cock is doing anything worthwhile any more.
 




Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,108
Toronto
Simster said:
I'd turn my cock into a pair of wings.

I've always liked the idea of being able to fly and now that I'm married, it's not like my cock is doing anything worthwhile any more.
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What would you piss out of?
 








Superphil

Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,680
In a pile of football shirts
Gwylan said:
It's because their function is to produce sperm and temperatures within the body would be too high. For maximum production, the bollocks need slightly lower temperatures
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I think it's because sperm has half the number of chromosomes as a normal human cell (it doubles up when it meets the ovum) and if those half cells were knocking about the body at normal temperature, your bodys natural protective initiative would kill them off, so by keeping them cooler the antibodies don't venture into your scrote.

I think.
 


Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,108
Toronto
A separate hole for farting to avoid any risk of an unexpected follow through
 










Durlston

Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
My nose so that it doesn't look like a squashed mushroom. I don't think it's ever been reset properly.

Happy with everything downstairs though and never had any complaints.:thumbsup:
 




redneb

redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,704
Burgess Hill
Simster said:
I'd turn my cock into a pair of wings.

I've always liked the idea of being able to fly and now that I'm married, it's not like my cock is doing anything worthwhile any more.
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Just send the bread down the gym then after a while cut off her cash income unless she delivers. That's my plan.
 






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bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Think I'd like a pair of x-ray eyes so that I can read letters without opening the envelope (amongst other things).
 






glasfryn

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
a new and very improved backbone .......................after to ops and a cancer scare the one I have has had its day I'm afraid
 


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