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Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003

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• May 29, 2010

• #1

I am here with my Dog and waiting for the Eurovision song contest with baited breath. I have gone LARGE on Belgium to win at 20/1. Lots of shit songs, lots of silly costumes, lots of hot European lovelies and a dire song and singer from the UK.

I think the UK will get 0 points.

Let the fun begin.

ps - hopefully this time next year I will have a life again.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Bratwurst anyone ?.

 

G

Gully

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Apr 24, 2004

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Way out west

• May 29, 2010

• #3

I don't think we will get zero points, the Irish always vote for us and Cyprus often do as well...however, our song probably won't trouble the scorers too much, I predict we will get 17 points.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

31,037

West, West, West Sussex

• May 29, 2010

• #4

I used to watch it but now Sir Terry has given up and we've got the horribly camp unfunny Graham Norton as host I won't be watching.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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I hate Norton but last year he was quite good to be fair.

 

patchamalbion

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Feb 26, 2009

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brighton

• May 29, 2010

• #6

VERY upset im missing this tonight

 

The Wizard

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Jul 2, 2009

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• May 29, 2010

• #7

This years entry is just dreadful, honestly. Greece/Germany/France to win for me. I ruddy LOVE Eurovision.

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

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• May 29, 2010

• #8

I'm with you Unc too hungover to go out

 

Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 6, 2003

16,122

Haywards Heath

• May 29, 2010

• #9

Uncle Spielberg said:

I am here with my Dog and waiting for the Eurovision song contest with baited breath. I have gone LARGE on Belgium to win at 20/1. Lots of shit songs, lots of silly costumes, lots of hot European lovelies and a dire song and singer from the UK.

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Unless they have the changed the voting system, no western european country has a chance! It will be the old pals act again for the Scandinavians, Eastern Europeans, Baltics, etc.

I fear we will have it on again tonight. Her Indoors still likes it!

 

Uncle Spielberg

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They changed the voting system last year with 50% on the public vote and 50% on the judges vote and the UK came 5th. This year I find it hard to believe any country has a worse singer and song than the UK.

 

Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 6, 2003

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Haywards Heath

• May 29, 2010

• #11

Uncle Spielberg said:

They changed the voting system last year with 50% on the public vote and 50% on the judges vote and the UK came 5th. This year I find it hard to believe any country has a worse singer and song than the UK.

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Right? I didn't watch it last year! Good.

 

The Wizard

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• May 29, 2010

• #12

Uncle Spielberg said:

They changed the voting system last year with 50% on the public vote and 50% on the judges vote and the UK came 5th. This year I find it hard to believe any country has a worse singer and song than the UK.

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Russia is one I hate, I very nearly slit my wrists listening to it the other night. there is no way on earth we will win which is annoying because I think we have enough talent in this country to actually do something in Eurovision. Last year aside I think all of our entries have been a complete joke the last few years.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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I liked the teenage school rap one a few years back. It is a work of genius compared to this years effort.

 

Leekbrookgull

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Jul 14, 2005

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Leek

• May 29, 2010

• #14

Will Greece give Germany 12 points !!

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Last years ticked all the boxes.

Good looking bloke - tick
Decent song - tick
Novelty - Violin - tick
Lots of dancers and silly costumes - tick

 

Blackadder

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Jul 6, 2003

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Haywards Heath

• May 29, 2010

• #16

Leekbrookgull said:

Will Greece give Germany 12 points !!

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No they will sell them!

Besides, Cyprus will have them! Assuming they are still in it. It's the oldest old pals act in Eurovision.

 

The Wizard

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Jul 2, 2009

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• May 29, 2010

• #17

The German song is my favourite, can't believe we have been out done by the Krauts.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Leekbrookgull said:

Will Greece give Germany 12 points !!

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Germany ALWAYS give Poland 12 points. A bit late to apologise for invading them in 1939 I think.

 

Leekbrookgull

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Jul 14, 2005

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Leek

• May 29, 2010

• #19

Katrina. Loves shine a light great song.

 

Leekbrookgull

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Leek

• May 29, 2010

• #20

Blackadder. How much for !