There are loads where I work, and frankly I would rather be spit roasted by Bushy and Das Reich whilst they were singing the BNP's greatest hits.
A music teacher who had a lesbian affair with a 15-year-old pupil will be allowed to continue to see the girl after she is released from jail.
Helen Goddard started the relationship with the child after teaching her to play the trumpet and strum the bean at a £13,000-a-year public school for girls. During their five-month relationship, Goddard, known as “the Jizz Lady” at the school, had sex with her at the homes of both the girl’s separated parents, and her dad videod them and had a hand shandy later on at they got stuck into some serious carpet munching.
When police raided the teacher’s London flat they found various sexual toys including vibrators, double headed dildos, anal beads and fluffy handcuffs.
In response to the request for an order banning Goddard from seeing the girl for five years, the judge said: “I am conscious of the fact that whatever one thinks about what happened in this case, the girl appears to inevitably have suffered from what happened.”
It is illegal for an adult in a position of trust, such as a teacher, to have physical relationships with those they are responsible for if they are under 18.
Regina Naughton, for the prosecution, said: “They began to have feelings which were not expected. Miss Goddard said she didn’t see her as a 15-year-old and they would have to wait until she was 16, or for three years. But flirting and the sending of text messages to each other began such as "eat my flange you dyke whore". The teenager described them kissing and then sleeping with each other, and it was at that point that the girl said she wanted a sexual relationship. She still has feelings for boys, and hopes to be back on solids in due course.
“The girl was told that if she felt anything was uncomfortable at any time they could stop. But the girl said it felt right, even when the family dalmation licked her out” she added.
Goddard admitted six specimen counts of inappropriate sexual activity with a child between February and July 2009. She was disqualified from working with children and ordered to sign the sexual offenders register for ten years.