Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
This year I shall be donating money to Comic Relief through the medium of the Seagull Soccerflid Circus.
In the biggest 6 pointer since Todd Carty on Celebrity Dancing On Ice, I shall be turning Brighton & Hove Albion vs Yeovil Town into a sordid game which will end up in a charity donation to Comic Relief.
Feel free to join in if you want, or maybe keep count
I will be giving 50p to charity every time one of the below happens:
- Russell Slade does the clench fist salute to the Withdean faithful
- Brighton concede a comedy goal
- Brighton score an own goal
- A substitution is made within 5 minutes of the second half starting
- A Brighton player is played out of his natural position
- A Brighton player starts on the crowd
- Every goal conceded past 2
- Every goal Brighton concede in the last 5 minutes of the first and second half
- Someone in the crowd headers the ball
- A Brighton player has to go off injured
- A Brighton player sent off
- A Slade song is played pre match
- Kevin McLeod changes his boot colour during the game
- Nicky Forster dives to win a penalty
- David Livermore gets booked
- Tommy Fraser plays a forward pass
- John Sullivan kick goes straight out to touch
- Dean Cox cross hits the first defender
- Adam El Abd backs off an attacker leading to a goal conceded
- Craig Davies misses a sitter
- Al Bangura puts in a horrific challenge
- Andy Whing has a shot on target
- Tommy Elphick kicks an aimless long hoof up field to no one
- Seb Carole showboats then does a useless pass straight after
- Every minute of injury time in the second half
- Brighton WIN
Hopefully none of this happens, but you can guarantee it will, the funnier the better, it is Comic Relief after all x x
In the biggest 6 pointer since Todd Carty on Celebrity Dancing On Ice, I shall be turning Brighton & Hove Albion vs Yeovil Town into a sordid game which will end up in a charity donation to Comic Relief.
Feel free to join in if you want, or maybe keep count
I will be giving 50p to charity every time one of the below happens:
- Russell Slade does the clench fist salute to the Withdean faithful
- Brighton concede a comedy goal
- Brighton score an own goal
- A substitution is made within 5 minutes of the second half starting
- A Brighton player is played out of his natural position
- A Brighton player starts on the crowd
- Every goal conceded past 2
- Every goal Brighton concede in the last 5 minutes of the first and second half
- Someone in the crowd headers the ball
- A Brighton player has to go off injured
- A Brighton player sent off
- A Slade song is played pre match
- Kevin McLeod changes his boot colour during the game
- Nicky Forster dives to win a penalty
- David Livermore gets booked
- Tommy Fraser plays a forward pass
- John Sullivan kick goes straight out to touch
- Dean Cox cross hits the first defender
- Adam El Abd backs off an attacker leading to a goal conceded
- Craig Davies misses a sitter
- Al Bangura puts in a horrific challenge
- Andy Whing has a shot on target
- Tommy Elphick kicks an aimless long hoof up field to no one
- Seb Carole showboats then does a useless pass straight after
- Every minute of injury time in the second half
- Brighton WIN
Hopefully none of this happens, but you can guarantee it will, the funnier the better, it is Comic Relief after all x x
to you Mendoza