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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Inside, I have created a masterpiece. My ceiling decorations are a sight to BEHOLD, and along with my good lady wifes efforts on our Christmas tree, the living room has once again been transformed into a tasteful glistening dedication to the very SPIRIT of Crimble - and has been known to reduce grown men and takeaway deliver boys to tears of joy in rememrance to their childhoods of y'or. Your. Or whatever.
This year though, I have also gone to the extravagance of mounting a "Skiiing Santa" upon the wall of my outside shed at the front of the house. His arm rotates in perpetual motion, driving forth his gaudy ski stick thing. I was unsure at first, but now I have decided I LIKE it. This was originally going to be a poll, but I can't be bothered now because I've had two glasses of wine and I have decided I don't give a toss.
Is it pikey ? It could well be. But I don't care. Its there till the 2nd of January, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Unless you nick it I suppose.
This year though, I have also gone to the extravagance of mounting a "Skiiing Santa" upon the wall of my outside shed at the front of the house. His arm rotates in perpetual motion, driving forth his gaudy ski stick thing. I was unsure at first, but now I have decided I LIKE it. This was originally going to be a poll, but I can't be bothered now because I've had two glasses of wine and I have decided I don't give a toss.
Is it pikey ? It could well be. But I don't care. Its there till the 2nd of January, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Unless you nick it I suppose.