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  1. Stato

    [Humour] Live Action Dad Jokes.

    A mate of mine once went into a petrol station and found someone arguing with the bloke behind the till. His complaint was that it cost 20p to fill up your tyres, but it used to be free. 'That's inflation!' offered my friend. Not a glimmer of a smile from either of them.
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    [Albion] If Ferguson is now worth £51m, maybe Hürzeler might consider letting him play?

    Its the details that give this stuff away. He's not happy with his game time at Brighton and wants to go to another EPL team it reports. Okay, so if Tony's going to want a conservative £50m+ for Evan, which clubs will be spending that for an U21 player in a January transfer window? Only one...
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    [Albion] If Dunk is fit, would you start him?

    ten Haag did. Thanks for the points Erik.
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    [Albion] If Dunk is fit, would you start him?

    We'll need everyone over the season and I'd be confident in all of them, but for me, if everyone is completely fit and there's no other factors, Dunk is still the first name on the team sheet. Yes, defending, leadership, organisation, range of passing, threat from set pieces, but actually for...
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    [Music] Paul McCartney’s Birds - your favourite?

    Snipes of Peace?
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    [Albion] BOU Press Conference

    These lazy journalists drive me up the wall. Every year we get this tosh. Arsenal, Brentford, Chelsea, Palace, Fulham, Southampton, Tottenham & West Ham are all closer to Brighton than is Bournemouth. Ipswich is only 15 minutes longer to drive from Brighton! Yet year after year, everything...
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    [TV] Celebrity 2024

    She didn't. She's had cosmetic surgery to balance out her face after suffering from Bell's Palsy.
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    [Music] Paul McCartney’s Birds - your favourite?

    Just one more stage departure and I'd have loved it. ;)
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    [Music] Paul McCartney’s Birds - your favourite?

    How can you trust a bloke who traded in cake for veggie sausages?
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    [Albion] Julio Enciso - Paraguay’s new wonder kid (Signed 17/06/2022)

    For 45 of them he sat on the bench. If he manages one goal every 45 minutes for us over the rest of the season, I'd put up with it. Am I right in thinking that Gomez was sent off after he was substituted? Anyone know the context? Was he kicking off about the penalty?
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    [Politics] Are Labour going to turn this country around?

    You missed: Everyone who never votes in NSC polls: Still scarred from that Mantis Shrimp fiasco.
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    [Politics] Are Labour going to turn this country around?

    Is the rest of Ireland flipping too? Or are we on for a ferry to Rosslare? And if we switch to the West, does I 'ave to staaart grizzlin' baaat grockles?
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    [Politics] Are Labour going to turn this country around?

    At the moment the best we can hope for is a reduction in the downhill acceleration. That's what the Americans failed to understand.. The ones on top are comfortable. They're sitting on a human chain. All aboard!
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    [Albion] Carlos Baleba in the "SHOOT!" zone

    Bloody Americans thinking that everyone in the world is allowed to drink a beer in view of a football pitch! That way lies anarchy buddy.
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    [Misc] Modern life

    Somebody on Andy Zaltzman's 'The Bugle' said this week that Trump is filling his cabinet with people who can use the phrase 'See you in Hell' not as a threat, but to make plans to meet up later.
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    [Albion] Stand or Fall

    He said nice things about us and Bloom when Naylor interviewed him last year: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/4189739/2023/02/17/micky-adams-brighton-fulham/
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    [Albion] Stand or Fall

    Both of Micky's periods precede Bloom becoming chairman, so I would be surprised. If I recall correctly, they spoke of the difficulty of retaining good managers whilst at Withdean and mentioned Micky, along with Peter Taylor and Coppell.
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    [Albion] Stand or Fall

    A "documentary" is just a non-fiction film. The definition says nothing about funding or author p.o.v. You could argue that it's funding model means that it can't be an independent reflection of objective reality, but that's an argument you can make about any non fiction piece to some degree...
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    [Humour] My cat is a fascist

    He could claim the ignorance defence. It worked for other dumb animals: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47946382
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    Wednesday sign Brighton goalkeeper Beadle on loan [BBC]

    Beadle did play against Spain today. Seems like he did very well: 1:10 into the video for his 'superb save'. https://www.englandfootball.com/articles/2024/Nov/15/england-mu21s-spain-live-report-20241511

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