Someone sent me that disgusting photo of our Katie and the first thing that came into my head was “When was the last time I had a butterscotch Angel Delight”.
I caught my Sydney this morning pushing a defused WWII mortar shell up his bottom. It shocked me at first and I was about to scream for a policeman but he told me it was practice for the 80th anniversary of D-Day so I forgave him.
Not sure why he was wearing stockings and suspenders whilst...
I have refused to attend The Withdean since Dick Tight sacked Dean Wilkins and so has my Sidney, although that is partially due to him doing 15 years in Wandsworth for embezzlement
Exactly. Grate should be kept only for Dean Wilkins. He finished 7th compared to Potter’s 9th and so is twice as gooder but no one mentions Wilkins because Dick Tight controls the MSM.
This is fantastic news, the government has brought back rickets, scurvy and poverty and so national service is the perfect next step.
if they promise to bring back the birch, shillings by abolishing decimalisation and DEAN WILKINS (7TH!!!) then they have my vote for life.