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that explains it, thought so :D

kin 'ell DTG, sausages for fingers this morning :eek: :jester:

i'm a wanker, i'm a wanker, and it does me good like it bloody well should etc etc (just in case you are on your own) :wave:

thanks Rangdo but its in brum :nono:

this is what john lennon would look like if he were alive today

i like superphils answer the most and the northstanders the least :jester: seriously, thanks one and all :clap:

he's done that on the last two application forms and got turned down. he only wants to stack shelves ffs

my lad wants a part time job at tesco's. he's got an application form with a psychometric choice of answers. this is his third attempt to fill it in as the questions/statements ask you to put down your least often and most often response to them. e.g. 1. i am the the sort of person who... a)...

of course, silly me, and he still holds the title of the ugliest mother fucker that has entered international mastermind :censored:

Nicky Fish get fit soon. actually his name sounds like a chinese poacher doesn't it :dunce:

agreed and that fat twat Chris, f***ing train spotter :angry:

once blocked my brother n sister in laws bog one afternoon after work. it took 45 mins to clear the debris. had to use washing up liquid, cooking oil, rubber glove and a kitchen knife to reduce the size of it. it was like a baby's arm :nono:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: People that DESERVE to die perhaps he's arguing in his spare time :jester:

booties eh :rolleyes:

you would have saved yourself a tenner because the groundsmen (deceased) wouldnt have cut the grass therefore making it very difficult to dribble in the long grass

all members of the Al Qadir, paedo's and the Crankies

the one on the left is wearing earrings? :wave:

Yes, Ma'lady:wave:

FOR SALE A complete set of the Encyclopedia Brittanica's from A - Z. All in excellent condition. Cost £1,500, will accept £200. Genuine reason for sale. Recently got married to a woman that knows f***ing everything!!!

i think the word is Fugly, Easy 10. i.e. f***ing ugly ;)