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He has a GCSE in Latin don't you know? :rolleyes:

I've had a few Sunday beers, but who the F is GB?

That's a great listen. I did chuckle out loud when he was talking about being shit scared of Stevie G, and then his mock scouses accent saying Stevie G just texted him.

Watching him line up for Barca or alongside Ronaldo would both be hilarious in equal measure. Universe make it so!

Has he actually sung yet?

Standard relegation scrap scouting. Look at the league below, see who's scored a few goals, put in a £15-£20m bid. Job's a gooden!

I think Jack Rodwell got one with City for 1 start and 4 sub appearances or something like that. But the worst is Loftus Cheek who made 6 sub appearances totalling 30 minutes of football and got a medal :lolol:

This!

Just got back from Greece where I was drinking beers in 18 degree sunshine. When's it going to be warming up over here?

That is hilarious! :lolol:

I think he’s referring to the pin

Hmnn, I imagine that there are plenty of other ways to get you through a ground-floor window. A calling perfume salesman perhaps?

Ahh you sure?

There's enough nutters remaining sadly, just a quick perusal of Twitter threw up these nuggets

I've heard Venezia are after a new striker on loan? ???

Zelinsky on his way to the US. Genuinely hope he has tight security over there. Will be a target for Russian operatives over there, plus there’s always the risk of some random right wing nutter who’s snuffling up the Russian propaganda truffles.

It’s a must win 6 pointer

Don't waste your breath on that :wanker:

Can he play left back? ???