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Absolutely. Lallana used to be able to shoot. Now he literally could not hit the Queen Mary if he was stood next to it on the dock.

You're long time retired, and Eriksson will be very well aware of that. After what happened to him last summer though, it feels like a 'heart over the head' decision (absolutely no pun intended with that). He'll be desperate to restart his career. His agent will be desperate for him to restart...

No, not the jug-eared goon who will shortly be our King (although actually, I do rather like the old sap). That little pub in Churchill Square though. Tell me where you can get better nosh. Its an independent, so their menu is not an extensive list of pre-packed crap that gets zapped upon order...

Agreed. Darts is NOT a sport. Its equivalent to Jenga.

Primarily, because he wants to play in the World Cup. His weasel agent is predictably telling all and sundry what great nick he's in, so he can screw some more $$$ out of him. Personally I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick. As you say, he's made for life financially, so why risk putting...

Nobody watches swimming.

If you have to wear special shoes, its a sport.

Well, parts of her are.

I'm signing off very shortly from my home desktop. Planning on getting a 700 along the coast, then getting a paper and mincing along to The Sussex for a few settlers and some scoff. Then a 25 from the Steine in good time before things get silly, to arrive for a couple in DICKS with some chums...

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If you're in London for a couple of days, alcohol doesn't even have to come into it! Your wallet is in for a proper dry-humping regardless. I agree its a brilliant city, and we'll be going there in the summer for a west end show and a stopover. But I'm not bending it round this Spurs game. Its...

Unfortunately not everyone has the disposable income at this time of year to turn Spurs away into a 2-day bender in the capital. Good luck to those who do, but I certainly couldn't justify it.

I never voted for him, nor would I. I don't expect him to be leader of the party when the next GE rolls round. But if somehow he is, then anyone who actually votes for this lying, incompetent, shambling, abject slab of tory filth should be forcibly dragged from their house by the hair, and...

Olise worries me. He looks a handful, like Zaha, but without constantly being on the blob.

"We read sonnets to each other, then he rolled onto me like a binbag full of custard, gasping like an asthmatic octogenarian, as he reached his climax and I wondered if he'd got it in yet." - J Arcuri She certainly seems to have a vivid enough recollection.

The Tattooist of Auschwitz. True characters weaved into a novel, the main guy being Lale Sokolov, a Slovak jew who tattoo's everyone's number onto the inside of their left forearm - that is, if they made it past 'selection' on the arrivals platform. The subject matter is obviously harrowing...

Presumably the theory is ASM, Trippier and Fraser will provide the service he doesn't get at Burnley. But I'd be LESS than inspired if this was a BHA signing. £20m+ for a 30-year old who's never been prolific ? I guess the horse-punchers do have money to burn, but bloody hell.

Fair observation, he never stayed inside any kind of 'bracket' did he. In a career of 50-odd years he was constantly re-inventing himself. Soon after he died I bought a greatest hits CD, and its had some regular outings in the car and a bit of background when I've been WFH. He was great.

Half a season to go. Did you see the end of last season in the Championship ? Everyone who looked nailed on stayed up.

Bowie is a bit like De Niro for me. When he's good he's absolutely brilliant. But he hasn't half done a hell of a lot of SHIT as well.