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horses arse

thats a lovely picture you f***ing anarchist :jester:

zit popper

just punched myself in the face and i am going to paint my grass.

London Irish :wave:

she was a stunner. met her in eastbourne whilst i was on leave. my ship went to Harnosand so i caught a coach (no it wasnt that heavy :rolleyes: ) up to Turku to see her and her parents. they made me very welcome. she was all over me like a rash (no complaints). strange and weird rules and regs...

Lokki7, my humble apologies for the other day. i was trying to be smart and say i love you in finnish but i said it in swedish. what an utter dipshit. minua rakastan sinua to all finnish ladies. i once dated a lady from Turku (many many moons ago). that should bump us up to fourth in the all...

bollox :down:

OK THEN, MOST TIMES :angry: :angry: :angry:

sometimes, Lokki7, you really are full of shit :jester: p.s. good morning:blush:

when i was onboard HMS Minerva, alongside in GUZZ there was knock on the mess hatch and then someone shouted down "have you got any niggers in the mess"?, we all shouted "NO!!!", we then got the response "you f***ing have now". ro(1)g M. Lescott a f***ing cracking lad. :lolol:

£21.00 a fortnight when i first joined up in the R.N. :eek: 7/7/1977

jag elska dig :down:

thankyou for those kind words lokki 7, vulgar ! ME?!!! those words went down well like 'a fart in a space-suit', 'a turd in a swimming pool', 'a pork chop in a synagogue (sp)' thanks again :angel:

thanks caz99 :love:

got another one for you lokki 7, when you wake up in the morning after a night on the booze and your mouth is very dry is it PC to say 'my mouth is as rough as a Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flop' :D

i know, i know, just joshing :rolleyes: :jester:

a term i havent heard for a long time is 'sweating like a rapist'. this was said to me by a colleague who had just done a very hard weights session in the gym. PC or not PC?

have no fear from my tips everyone. i just like taking part :p 13.10 spanish lace 13.40 molly dancer 14.15 countdown 14.50 mr rigsby 15.20 the violin player 15.50 bijou dan 16.20 barking mad 16.50 dream champion