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Oi! Haven't you got some shops to loot or some caravans to clean today? :whistle:

Is adopting a Carson-esque voice upon delivery a prerequisite, or just optional?

Fair Enuff, Mr W. It's a game of opinions innit. :thumbsup:

Not 'alf. :wink: ps Dion Dublin came up with a good idea last night which would work nicely with a TV replay system. If the player is shown to have taken a dive in the oppo's penalty area, give the other team a penalty up t'other end. :thumbsup:

It shows Suarez wasn't touched at all, IMO, but I guess we'll just have to beg to differ. :thumbsup:

Your spot-on about how hard it must be for Referees -as players have turned 'simulation' into a fine art these days. 'Bloody terrible state of affairs when cheats continually prosper. No doubt The FA & FIFA will come down on it hard though... :rolleyes:

What do you mean by not a good angle? It shows you everything you need to know to see if he was touched or not (& a clear view of the way he pulls his left foot in to suggest his leg has been clipped). :shrug:

There was no contact made though. Click on the link below & watch the video closely. In an instance such as this, if there wasn't any contact from the goalkeeper & a player goes down like Suarez has, they've either: inadvertedly lost their balance; lost their footing on the pitch; or they've...

No. No he didn't. The cheating, buck-toothed, racist, ******* conned the Ref (plus seemingly many a spineless pundit & half the bleedin' nation) https://vine.co/v/hlvLjbxzaQn

I agree with you entirely, Icy. Let's hope he gets shipped out sharpish: & we get a decent fee for him. Well, we can still just about dream, can't we? :annoyed:

My biggest gripe was that we didn't have the personnel or nous to really threaten in the final third today. So for that reason, I demand the opposition half to be sacked immediately; & Barber gives us all free rubber blankets to keep our beds dry tonight.

An absolutely MASSIVE crowd of 23,000 at ER today. Oh dear. :lolol:

You (via the mighty 'Mode) provided all the chances, Cheeky. Always a pleasure to complete a lil' tap-in. :thumbsup:

This. ps hope you don't mind me adding the highlighted lines, Cheeky. :kiss:

He needs to change his name from Lewis to Money. :tosser:

But 'es a triffick lad; wiv a triffick attitude! Uncle 'Arry will make 'im feel like 'es come 'ome, Squire. Luvvverly jubberly. :wink:

Indeed I was, Mr M. I was the tall bird probs semi-slumping on the bar, just round from NJ & his mate: next to a perplexed & dishevelled looking Mr Banana. He doesn't normally look like that, it's the effect I have on him when I drag him along for "a cheeky one for the road...". :wozza:

Has he signed yet? :moo:

Crivens! Was that recently Mr B - or was that a good few years ago? :ohmy: ps I hope the shooting & the Guinness being off weren't related!