I could carry the magic sponge. Thus freeing the real Doctor and trainer to carry the injured off more efficiently. My qualifications for this very busy job are.......I was ounce married to a Doctor and although a trifle overweight now ( well I am 70 next week) I could probably beat Malcolm...
This sort of thing has been going on for years. Even before Football was invented, the FA banned Fozzi from the team that should have won their Cup. Thieves and scoundrels then tried to steal the Goldstone, the FA ( apart from one embarrassed member) did FA.
May we rise above this skulduggery...
Something happened shortly before the handbags, looked like it was on the touchline as the ref ( spit ) waved a yellow card and pointed at someone in the dugouts.
Don't do it Glas, you'll kill yourself. Get a self propelled petrol, rotary preferably, cylinder if you must. ( Last 20 years before I retired were spent cutting peoples grass. I didn't do Golf courses or big private estates, so I've never met anybody with a lawn.)
Looks to me like the race is pretty much over. Doesn't look like there is a manned drinks station , just the man from the water supply company telling people to take it home, to save his company moving it or the litter pickers chucking it away.
I shall start posting in caps soon if the people hankering after trade deals don't do a little research and find out exactly what they are. Lets say the yanks get to like Marmite, the septics already have a similar but inferior product called Dadmite. To protect sales of Dadmite they put a 50%...