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catapault and 'u' nails then ;)

it works, gotta be worth that much :rolleyes:

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guaranteed to work collect some empty milk bottles smash above mentioned milk bottles into small pieces (in a bag is recommended) remove your bark scatter broken glass onto place where bark used to be replace bark next time cat has a shit it will try and bury it and rip its claws to shreds on...

if it matches mine :safeway , arthurs the prime suspect

be out in a minute P M, just waiting for the tea leaf to buy me a drink :jester:

matches the knickers that arthur was seen crawling under when he knicked the aforementioned wallet ;)

yeah thats mine :eek: thieving little sh1t has even taken my groats out. hope he doesnt visit toytown in the near future. only joking arthur, fancy a game of catch the darts :jester: . pint of bitter please gina, arthurs buying :blush:

welcome back you two, tede can you please ask your arthur if he picked up my wallet by mistake :rolleyes: as i seem to remember when i dropped it, i recall it being picked up by someone crawling along the floor hiding under some very large knickers (size 20). minds a bit fuzzy. :nono:

are they scratch and sniff photos then :p

i was about to go out to the cash point but some nutter with a liking for ladyboys just hit someone over the head with a pool cue and then poured water on him, which made me drop my wallet. i'm sure some little sprog crawled by, with a pair of large (size 20?) knickers on his head, picked it up...

i think the two 'women' will go tonight

dont ask that couple with 12 kids

did you find it in the beer garden?

wankers :p

s/he could of shaved :rolleyes:

a double sixer ;)

fair enough ma'am. it wasn't arthurs fault. some prat playing dominoes chucked one at him and he toppled over and knocked your pint in the pool. carries on playing 5's and 3's ;)

stop f***ing swearing ma'am :down: