I presume you're being sarcastic. If that's an advert for the average leave voter then I was wrong all along. They are far more arrogant and willfully ignorant than I thought possible. That interviewer is like a big angry child.
Going a bit off tangent, but I once met a couple of girls in a pub, we were chatting, getting on. One of them said she had to get back, boyfriend waiting. I convinced her to have another drink. Literally nothing else happened other than that one extra drink. Bumped into her months later again...
Vintage Easy 10 that, thanks. Reminded me of Partridge too. "You haven't got a spoon?" also said to a geordie lad.
You've got some weird tastes though (pizza), by the end of the story I was almost gagging for a glass of wine myself, until I read you had it with some skittles!?