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  1. Lord Bracknell

    "Draw the Prophet Muhammad" competition goes wrong. Two dead.

    Is there not a case for respecting the sensitivities of a religious group?
  2. Lord Bracknell

    The important question

    It's all part of a plan to replace the nickname "seagulls" with the more marketable "whitesox". Journalists will love it, because it enables the Club to be abbreviated to "the Sox". It worked for the Chicago White Stockings a century ago and we know that all the best things in sport are...
  3. Lord Bracknell

    Will Whitehawk get promoted?

    Did I give you a thumbs down? My apologies. The only explanation I can think of is that I must have been scrolling down the page, using my Kindle, when my thumb hit the button. If I was left handed, it wouldn't have happened. Edit ... damage now undone.
  4. Lord Bracknell

    Economy question

    Remember when we had a Tory prime minister who used matchstick to work out how the economy functioned?
  5. Lord Bracknell

    Economy question

    As for the election ... my instinct is to take no notice of any politician who uses the words "trillion" or "billion", because, invariably, they aren't telling the whole story.
  6. Lord Bracknell

    Economy question

    If you earn £40,000 a year, you'd probably be happy with outgoings of £39,000 a year (ie no deficit). You'd also be happy if you had a mortgage of £120,000, even though you were carrying a substantial debt, that you weren't going to clear for at least another 20 years.
  7. Lord Bracknell

    Please can someone explain

    Having the guy facing away from the goal makes it easier for him to be caught offside. CMS was particularly good at this.
  8. Lord Bracknell

    May Pac fight- I think William Hill have messed up here..

    What do they offer for an e/w bet?
  9. Lord Bracknell

    Will Whitehawk get promoted?

    If they get through, they will find that MOST of their opponents next season will be ex-league teams.
  10. Lord Bracknell

    Cheers for holding Boro today

    In our experience, a playoff semi-final against your rivals can only end in tears and turmoil.
  11. Lord Bracknell

    Will Whitehawk get promoted?

    1-0 to Whitehawk f/t Final is at Boreham Wood.
  12. Lord Bracknell

    Middlesbrough vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Does anyone else remember the reckless decision to give Steve Cook a few minutes as the end of the League Cup game against Manchester City approached? That could have ruined the lad's prospects of a career in football. Whatever happened to Cook btw?
  13. Lord Bracknell

    Another nail in the coffin of football as the working mans game.

    Cambridge experienced just THREE arrests (home and away) for drunkenness last season. This is a hell of a disproportionate reaction to a non-problem. Who is paying for it?
  14. Lord Bracknell

    Gardening suggestions required: what should I PLANT?

    There's a single red tulip in my front garden that has reappeared every year since the 1970s. It is totally neglected and the patch of earth where it grows has been on the receiving end of mowers, strimmers, forks, spades and boots, without any consideration for the tulip's wellbeing. So ... I...
  15. Lord Bracknell

    Not impressed with the Passport Office

    ... And, in the case of Lady Bracknell's last passport, it was delivered to an address half a mile away, with no knock on the door to get a signature. Fortunately, the occupant of the house in question happened to know where we live.
  16. Lord Bracknell

    Real freshly made Doughnuts in Brighton?

    Nothing can beat the freshly made (in front of your eyes, while you waited) doughnuts that Vogel's bakery in Kemptown used to make. Stuffed with half a fresh peach ... perfect.
  17. Lord Bracknell

    I've been told that I'm spending the weekend in Rye....

    The nature reserve at Rye Harbour and the Ypres Castle pub.
  18. Lord Bracknell

    Soon to be 60.

    You qualify for a Senior Railcard when you reach your 60th birthday - but you have to pay for it. Well worth having, though, especially if you have an interest in leisure activities that might tempt you to travel to places like Middlesbrough.
  19. Lord Bracknell

    Tory plans to rob from the poor and give to the rich. Again...

    There's no denying that part of the Tory package will be a load of as yet unspecified cuts in welfare. I'd be interested to hear peterward's thoughts on what they might be, or what they should be.
  20. Lord Bracknell

    Tory plans to rob from the poor and give to the rich. Again...

    Maybe it was rejected by Cameron at the time ONLY because he knew that Coalition Government required the Lib Dems to agree to radical policy shifts and he knew that this one was beyond the pale. A Tory led coalition this time round might involve partnership with a different set of politicians...

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