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He survived. But the competition was generous.

And now he's "in trouble".

So far he's made some half decent wallpaper paste.

It doesn't even look warm.

Apparently there's someone I know (or at least have met) on tonight's programme. Hopefully he'll be eliminated and I won't have to watch any more of the series.

At least they have numbers in the Club Shop. I remember the time when they tried to get away with an excuse in the run-up to Christmas - "Of course we have no Zs. There's no demand for players with a Z in their surname".

Such living people who have had buses named after them have always had buses that ran on route 7.

OGH coming back at number 15?

Pleeeease ... Not another thread about pi.

Disappointing. The only effort was made by the three dozen or so Sevilla fans at the North end of the WSL. Can we hire them for the rest of the season?

As a carnivore, I too welcome the return of the cheese and onion pasty to the Albion match day menu. They were far and away the best item of scoff on sale at Withdean and I'm sure that there will be a heavy demand for them at the Amex. As for "demonstrating veggie credentials" ... will it be...

It's a RUGBY match? Why wasn't I told?

This is a case that has now been considered by three tribunals - the Employment Tribunal, the Employment Appeal Tribunal, and an FA Tribunal. All three have reached the same conclusion - Scally and Gillingham FC are guilty of race discrimination. This can't reasonably be explained away by...

I would like to say ... two tickets for the Sevilla game. But the website won't let me near them.

The young Miss Bracknell and her chap have just arrived in Birmingham with tickets to watch two days worth of cricket. Short of the Aussies putting up a ninth wicket stand of 250, they are going to be very disappointed. A thumbs down seems a fair verdict to me.

I remember a conversation I had with Micky Adams the night we won our first promotion at Withdean (in the days when it was possible for fans to talk with the manager after a game) and he said "In the morning I have to tell half of these players that they are not good enough to play in the third...

Phil Tufnell is the easiest celebrity in the world to meet. Find the bench outside the commentary box and he'll be the bloke sitting on it, smoking a fag. Pay money for the privilege of meeting him in hospitality, and you'll probably find that he's gone outside, sitting on a bench, smoking a...

Does that matter? It's a TV programme, not a gathering of longstanding supporters of cricket.

The comparable rule in a soccer ball match would be if Glenn Murray scored a second half goal in a play-off match against the team he used to play for ... it doesn't count.

Referring to NSC users by the initials of their usernames can cause nothing but confusion and distress. You wouldn't believe the number of times I've been upset by thread titles like "We need a new LB or we're doomed".