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    I was in the club shop earlier and there was a phone call from a Mr...

    That was my mate Ernie.
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    wEdNeSdAy CaPtIoN cOmP....................

    This could be a thorny point but your dick looks like a cactus.
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    Tuesday Caption Comp...........

    Does my bum look big is this.
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    End of week caption competition

    Eat in or take away
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    classic Tommy Cooper gags

    "I gave the wife a wave from the beach the other day, she keeps it in a bucket."
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    Caption comp. NSFW if you're at work

    Charlie Oatway bought back.
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    Any of NSC's Big Hitters doing any footie bets tonight?

    rooney, 3-0 at 45/1.
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    Predict Saturday's scoreline.

    2-0 for me.
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    Thursday Caption Comp..................

    i wasn't expecting this when you said neatly trimmed bush.
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    croft signs

    Croft, Croft will tear them apart.
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    Need an eyetest?...

    The old boy leant out the window and said, "does the top row say N..C...P..."
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    Man U accept £80m for Ronaldo

    Good cant stand the oily sardine eater.
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    October Election?

    This elections going to be better than Johnny Majors of '97.
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    What's wrong with being Welsh anyway?

    Bunch of utter c*nts.
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    Wasking Machine wobble (O/T)

    have you taken the transit packing out?
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    Record season ticket sales?

    no.
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    Will Gordon call an early Erection

    He wont call it to the last minute, nobody wants a premature election.
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    Media Announcement Tomorrow

    I heard the very same rumour yesturday.
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    Caption Comp

    Lilly Allen meet friend off facebook.
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    Ok, own up... who marked out the big penis?!?!?

    that lewes district councils bit. :lol:

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