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Avoid all media unless you want your blood pressure to rise significantly, utterly dismissive of us wankers the lot of them.

:lolol: Three big blokes squeezed onto the backseat, being filmed from the front passenger seat, should have won it an Oscar for Best Cinematography (in a confined space) alone!

Worth watching for the lime green 2CV Dolly alone, plus Considine, plus Stretch can actually act. Shane Meadows for me is very hit or miss, and more miss than hit, but DMS is a solid 6.792/10

Keogh and Duffy separated at birth.

A choice between Derby or Leeds is as bad as Liverpool or City for the title.

It really is a complete and utter khazi either way, but this for me the preferred option, allowing Klopp a couple of weeks off to sort out his hair plugs at a Berlin clinic so he can bin off the LFC baseball cap he's had sewn onto his scalp through necessity and he can then come up smiling BIG...

Paging Leon Best!

That is a great deal from Tesco on some top ales. Hopefully the money saved will be going on some kitchen wall tiles that don't look like they came from some 1980s Spanish villa. (Great worktop though)

Uwe is another legendary guy, love how positive he always is about us/generally, top top bloke.

Absolutely, sod all that soulless Man City bought title crap, our ground, our retiring legend, relocate any City trophy presentation to the away fans concourse in the south stand and let's regale the watching world with "Bruno!" Gutted, but loving his subsequent tweets.

The season descended into a need to get the last vital few points up on the board to ensure our survival. When you're coming up against multiple hundreds of millions worth of talent the backs are going to be against the wall, we simply cannot compete on a level field. Anyway it's all been...

Maybe you could take him in a pack of mint thins and a can of diet Tizer

Tottenham fans are vile, every single man, woman and child, and Liverpool fans are just... entitled. 0-0 after extra time and a penalty shootout that goes on all night until they decide at 0546hrs to bin it off with the score tied at 452-452, and the trophy is awarded to no one.

Far from my experience

Or dad Bold, we're not living in 1956 any more.

Seriously? ??? You obviously weren't at Scunthorpe 2 BHA 0 in 2008/9 season, complete total football, complete non-plastic Scunny fan base and a complete non-£500m squad. Now THAT was an amazing performance.

Messi looked a lot like a bearded Jim Carrey

Err, let's do it for us, sod doing it for 'them'

Football from another planet. Total Blitzkrieg. Suarez, what an odious buck-toothed c**t, couldn't have happened to a nicer tw@t

Seriously? Linda Mac's stuff is almost always on offer - £1 for 6 sausages, £1 for two pies. Quorn do loads of 3 for £5 offers on loads of their stuff.