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As I've got older my stomach has decided that it will no longer suffer the constant barrage of wheat which I used to poke down. Now I'm not coeliac, which is good, but even a small amount of wheat now gives me minor stomach cramps. Anyone else suffering as they get older with dietary constraints?

Was there on Saturday - great place to shop, and the historic shipyard is awesome.

Yep - ordered already

I do know that cutting out meat and becoming a vegatarian makes your farts smell ungodly. Enough to mkae paint peel, and your eyes bleed.

Do I believe in Jesus? Nope. The bible is a fictional narrative, just like Humpty Dumpty. Do I love Jesus? Nope, see above. Do I trust Jesus? Nope, see above.

Careful. Your halo will slip.

and get to the heart of the matter. I'm happy to boil the ocean, but if we decide to shoot the puppy, then I'm out. What's probably the best approach is to take a helicopter view, draft up a straw man, and put it all down on the back of a fag packet. Who else is in?

8/10

We've had to find a way round using IE, and deployed Firefox with Adblock in order to use the internet now. Flash sux0rs

....the UK's Counter Terrorism Units keep us safe. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34590921 And people wondered if the Syria situation would impact our shores.

Moved house Had a little boy - now 7 and loves the Albion New(ish) Car Painted my rubbish bin/recycling bin covers. Same Wife Same Job

Always use Philips - blades last much much longer than any of the foil types, and give a closer shave imho. Been using electric shavers ever since bum fluff.

Jesus said unto John "Come forth and ye will have eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

Silly bint

Yes - but the International break really deflates me, especially when the first game back is away. I hate the International break

This blaming of a specific type of education is a crock of shit. You've either got it or you haven't. I hated my comprehensive days, but got enough to do and get A-Levels, then enough to get a degree. Wasn't my chosen subject, but I did what was needed to learn throughout whatever education...

The boy stood on the burning deck...

The Hurting - Tears for Fears.

Tom and Jerry

Derek and Clive