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Have Fulham opted out of Player?

Bum.

Top of the League!

If they'd have done that to me, I would have demanded double the compensation.

Seafront Bierkeller that sold Lowenbrau.

I have. Just like Ant and Dec, those two. Dilemma ... Does this post need some sort of smiley? Or shall I stick with a vague suggestion of libel?

Dunk + 10 others.

Exactly my score and error.

Nine for me. And, no, it doesn't help.

Maybe there's a whole new genre emerging ... Superannuated BAFTA winners do the classics. Next to be made could be Hi-De-Hi.

I'm fed up with that. We've already beated Sevilla and Forest this season. Bring on Rochdale, I say.

I know someone who did this a few years ago and fell ill. He says the worst moment of his life was when he overheard the conversation outside his tent ... "What Shall We Do With The Body?"

Evening! I fancy a Gutbuster.

Bullock's - Butcher and Game Merchant

Near The Glass Animal Man

Truss Makers to Your Quality

Lucky you.

I once lost a chicken. We had the builders in and one of the six hens we had at the time managed to fly over the perimeter fence of our chicken run and climb under the builders' van, where she attached herself to the rear axle. Only when the builders got home (a journey from Firle to...

These issues were fully investigated at the Public Inquiry into the planning permission for the stadium. The Club's expert advisors were fully aware of the requirements of both the Championship and the Premier League, so it would be wrong to suggest that Paul Barber has only just discovered...

Molesc'm or Moolsc'm?